Brittney Pouche

I love carbs and naps.

[bhavjot ✨(puv-jo-th) @LightofEmotion]

Your self-love has gotta be stronger than your desire to be loved.

[K E L L I @thatkelligirll]

sis, it's okay to quit on a man who isn't even trying

[my book is better than my tweets @MichellCClark]

can’t forget how bad i wanted what i currently have

[𝕂𝕆𝕂𝕆 @kokorashell]

my toxic trait is driving as if speed limits and the po po don’t exist

[LESLIE @_elllaaaa]

psa: we are clearly in a surge in the pandemic. we are SHORT STAFFED EVERYWHERE. Everyone is TIRED. If you go out to eat, shop, doctors office, the LAST thing employees need is attitude/rudeness or overall negative behavior from you. We are all human beings. Trying to survive.

[kels. @__knf]

me + dnd = a true love story

[Brittney Pouche @BPouche]

Me

[HOBBS @YeahHobbs]

Who tf really leave they phone on DND all day?

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

I keep buying workout clothes and then not working out? like hm yes perhaps it is THESE leggings that will do it. it is THIS sports bra that is finally enough to motivate me. I will become an olympic athlete if I just spend $37 on this little stretchy top

[Sam Reece @ItSamReece]

Hey boss sorry I’m 3 hours late I was in the shower cosplaying as myself winning an imaginary argument with someone I love deeply

[nick miller @nocontextmiller]

happy new year

[Lance Cooper @lmauricecpr]

Vaccinated or unvaccinated, stop standing so close to me while waiting in line.

[Clay Travis @ClayTravis]

It only took 19 months for Fauci to tell the American public this. The fearmongering when it comes to children’s health risks from covid has been despicable.

[Lindsay Wigo @LindsayWigo]

The CDC now recommends liquor before beer, you’re in the clear

[𖤐 𝓂𝒶𝓉𝓉𝒾ℯ 𝒹𝒶𝒹𝒹𝓎 𖤐 @budweiserbreath]

Tbh the year we had clowns trying to kill us regularly was better

[𝙋𝙖𝙢𝙢𝙮 ✨️ @_Pammy_DS_]

Your soul will always tell you when it's time to start a new chapter in your life. Trust it.

[MillionRacksup @Moneyfetishc]

Stop wasting your 20s on trying to find love and try to get rich instead