It’s Friday: if no one has yet told you this, I really from the bottom of my heart love all of you. May not like you all but I love you all and want nothing but the best
I’ve got to get active on twitter again. I forget the power that twitter can have for grassroots movements. Hey guys and gals remember me? I took a little sabbatical to find myself, which was worth it even if it resulted in a literal near death experience.
Have you seen the movie The Doors, you know the line “is your life interesting enough to base a movie on”? I have endured more pain in the last 6 or 7 months than I have endured cumulatively in my life. But guess what? I have finally found contentment. 1/?
I hope to one day gain the courage to tell you all what I’ve gone through. Until then, cherish every minute. And at the end of your life remember that all that will matter is the love you bestowed upon the inhabitants of this earth and the memories of yourself you left
@Jim_Jordan TO the law clerk or whoever is writing these tweets. Save your soul while you cam and DM me. I pledge that I will spend the remainder of my life trying to help others. It’s the only thing that makes me happy.
@Jim_Jordan Admit that the buck stops with you. Do you have any idea what sexual trauma does to a child? I had the world in the palm of my hands (top percentage at LSU Law, Member of LSU Moot Court, Vice-Chairperson of the LSU Moot Court Board.Good news is I am making a comeback
@Jim_Jordan You Rep Jordan will never make that admission. You let a man take away someone’s soul. And you have the damn nerve to help run MY country. Just because you have ignorant electorates does make you any better then anyone in these comments
@Jim_Jordan Hello my name is Jim Jordan and I am objectively the dumbest person in Congress. And that says a lot considering that I am competing against MTG and Boubert, who both failed to hit triple digit IQ’s! Guess what repubs! Your time is coming. The youth these days are liberal
Hypothetical: Technology has advanced enough where you can digitize your consciousness. Here’s how it works: your brain is frozen and you sign a legal document saying that you consent to your conscience being transferred to a digital “heaven”. Catch is there is no end button.
Okay I’m not kidding, I hit a pot hole today and had to get a new tire. Maybe the moral of the story is that instead of tweeting about a genourous tip I gave at Starbucks, I should practice humility and do it only out of concern for the one you are helping.
Let’s all try to do some random act of kindness for someone today. I tried paying for the car behind me at Starbucks this morning until I was told the total was $42.43 so I gave my server a $20 tip.
Good morning Twitter! Just because I haven’t been around as much doesn’t mean I don’t still love you all. I’ve got an idea! Let’s all try to have the best day possible today