my tummy hertz

I’m a hot topic girl

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I reckon

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Damn just found out my cat likes watching glee

[nia @bitetheehand]

bagged a baddie with my #swagness #peaceout #wishyouhadmyswag

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My gf hates me (she went to feed her sourdough starter)

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Traumatized so hard that when Mama Mia starts playing I start doing time steps

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Stick it to the man! Order that rice!

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Why tf you pull out a folding chair on the subway during rush hour and start smoking

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Just a baby beaver cleaning his chubby belly 🦫

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In my hunter and gatherer era
(making the coffee run after new years)

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Italian AI baby doing standup

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How I feel after rearranging the pepperoni on my frozen pizza

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City of love Seacaucus NJ

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Walked out of my building to go to the laundromat and someone goes “isn’t it kinda late to do laundry?”

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Pretty privilege strikes again
(My cat peed and she’s too pretty to be mad at)

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Your mom just wanted to hang out when she asked you to run errands with her

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Crowd work in a highway service area (I said Joe mama)

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@laur_hargreaves I swear to godddddd this girl don’t know she’s gorgeous

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“Where my pee at” - @laur_hargreaves circa 2025

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Soup is circle

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Post Minnesota state fair got me like