there's a plethora of questions to be asked about 𝐡𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐟𝐚𝐢𝐫𝐞. when did he become such an oddity? what do his incoherent ramblings mean? how did he get here? who is he really? and, why exactly do they call him '𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐜 𝐣𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫'? we may never know.
A literate & descriptive, semi-canon portrayal .
Penned by https://t.co/akvSvgwUtN, He/Him .
21+, MDNI/F . Single-ship with chemistry .
Everything henceforth is not to be taken too seriously .
UuRm AcKsHeLlY― Mouth breather, it's tried and true when it's accurate.. Painfully in your case. You're the most stereotypical basement dweller I've ever seen. Stop trying to step up to the big boys, get back to your sticky Cheeto fingers and DeviantArt Brony porn, and shut up.
you are aware that pulling overused and outdated comebacks from reddit isn't 'having me beat', right...?
so far ; you've said literally nothing original. your mouth is just a revolving door of tumbleweed phrases and instagram reels. come on bro, step that maxussy up.
Keep your kinks to yourself, you disgusting freak. There's nothing more revolting than an unkempt, B.O reeking, "hey kitten", neckbeard Discord mod who thinks he's hot shit when in reality.. He's just shit.
You're fumbling to find a response because you know I've got you beat. ⬎
this has got to be the most generic pile of insults i've ever witnessed. you really thought you cooked, huh.
when you're done rehashing that preschool shit, come back to me and i'll happily rip that tongue out before you can show daddy what you've learned.