Jessica

I am full time working mom to a hilarious toddler just looking for a place to document all the funny stuff he does.

[Jessica @BRP_Mom]

Nelson - I love you!
Braxton - Mommy loves you.

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B had $2 and I told him to put it in his bank, he said “no, that’s for you so you can go on an adventure”

[Jessica @BRP_Mom]

B: I can have fruit snacks, no or yes?
Me: no
B: I can have fruit snacks, sure or yes?
#nicetrykid #stillno

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B comes in my room at 7 holding 2 hockey sticks and says...
B: mommy, you want to come in the living room? No or yes?
Me: no
B: you mean yes? We can play hockey.

[Jessica @BRP_Mom]

This morning I said -it’s Monday!! and B goes - no, I don’t want Monday. I asked what day he wanted and he goes - Friday! #same

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I was holding B’s hand against his will and when I finally let go he said “thank you for letting go my hand, I’m happy again.”

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😂😂😂

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Update on the rubber snake poop... Brax just said - hurry it’s on my finger. #thiskid

[Jessica @BRP_Mom]

Brax is in the backseat asking for a wipe because his rubber snake pooped and it’s stinky.

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B told me he needed a bandaid for his face so I asked him if he was Nelly. He told me - no mommy, I Braxton.

[Jessica @BRP_Mom]

As B was leaving for school this morning...
Mom: Bye Braxton I love you!
B: Peace out momma.

[Jessica @BRP_Mom]

I asked if B wanted to help me make dinner and he said "no I don't want to" and I said well I have to make dinner and he said "I'll just have waffle"

[Jessica @BRP_Mom]

B wasn’t interested in getting up today. #tuesdaysarehard

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B just packed up some toys and said bye momma. I asked where he was going and he said Ava’s.

[Jessica @BRP_Mom]

@katielynnmoore I did! He makes the rules. 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Jessica @BRP_Mom]

I told Brax he could play in the living room for 5 minutes and he ran away yelling “10 minutes”

[Jessica @BRP_Mom]

B just got out of the bath and looked at himself in the mirror and said - braxton cute.

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I just said I was thirsty and B told me I could have water at home. Guess I’m not allowed to stop for a tea.

[Jessica @BRP_Mom]

B now calls his dad by his first name. He just said “no, Nelson” when Nelson told him to stop touching something.

[Jessica @BRP_Mom]

This child trusts no one. I tell him his chocolate milk is gone and he says “let me see” I have to open the lid of his cup and show him.