Bryan 'hindsight is 2020' Wood

Cheaper than Fred Mertz & just as fashionable.

[Bryan 'hindsight is 2020' Wood @BRWTwit]

Have you heard the term "stepping on your dick"? That's basically what happened.

[Bryan 'hindsight is 2020' Wood @BRWTwit]

This weekend I will be in Loring, ME helping my 79 year old dad set a speed record on an old bomber runway. His street rod is powered by a 261 stovebolt six he first built 50 years ago for circle track racing and mothballed.

[Bryan 'hindsight is 2020' Wood @BRWTwit]

I will be bringing my Olympus OM micro 4/3rds for digital, an Olympus PEN 1/2 frame 35mm, and a Yashica Super 8 movie camera.
#believeinfilm #filmphotography

[Bryan 'hindsight is 2020' Wood @BRWTwit]

This weekend I will be in Loring, ME helping my 79 year old dad set a speed record on an old bomber runway. His street rod is powered by a 261 stovebolt six he first built 50 years ago for circle track racing and mothballed.

[Bryan 'hindsight is 2020' Wood @BRWTwit]

You know @tacobell by making in store kiosks only, you have now increased the time it takes me to place an order, and I expect a commiserate discount on the food. I guess I'll be drive-tru only from now on so the fast food is actually fast.
I can get @ChipotleTweets faster.

[Bryan 'hindsight is 2020' Wood @BRWTwit]

Never send money via Zelle. They are giving me the runaround trying add email addy to my already active account. They say add it to my bank, Chase says just add it to Zelle, guy on the phone says it has to be my primary bank email, but Zelle says you can have 5 addresses

[Bryan 'hindsight is 2020' Wood @BRWTwit]

Hallmark online gift card cards are the most glitchy stupid badly developed pieces of garbage I have encountered in years. I've been trying to activate 4 of them for over an hour now. 3 out of 4 done, but it took 12 tries and 3 different payment methods.

[Bryan 'hindsight is 2020' Wood @BRWTwit]

Southern California, be on the lookout for this Honda XL75 motorcycle, stolen from my driveway in Van Nuys at some point in the last few days

[Tater 🍁🐾 @TrueTorontoGirl]

It's not considered drinking alone when you have a dog to hang out with.

[Luna Luvgood ✨💥✨ @LunaLuvgood2020]

Wow, go Romania ✨💥✨

[Bryan 'hindsight is 2020' Wood @BRWTwit]

Don't make me tap the sign again

[Bryan 'hindsight is 2020' Wood @BRWTwit]

I am on Bsky now with the same handle. Or DM me and here and I will give you my actual phone number.
https://t.co/EeScK1XBbL

[Bryan 'hindsight is 2020' Wood @BRWTwit]

@lydiakauppi There are also programs in some places that give homeless people bus tickets to places like New York, or L.A.

[Lydia Kauppi @lydiakauppi]

States with better access to social resources have higher rates of homelessness because …. The people go to the places where they can find those resources. It’s not a sign of their failure

[Bryan 'hindsight is 2020' Wood @BRWTwit]

Writers, and others who do a lot of writing - Is there a solution for your left and right hands being slightly out of sync? For instance, when I type "the", often I get hte or teh because the h finger moves faster than the t and e fingers on my other hand.

[Bryan 'hindsight is 2020' Wood @BRWTwit]

@CaptFacetious They all pass the test of sounding like characters from Lord of the Rings, so that's something

[Bryan 'hindsight is 2020' Wood @BRWTwit]

I have often said this - palinilap

[Wes W @CaptFacetious]

The word "palindrome" should be a palindrome.

[KF @d0tslash]

Wait, Earthworm Jim was supposed to have an alt-right anti-woke conservative Christian vibe? Wokeness supposedly ruined video games... lol weird flex!

[Bryan 'hindsight is 2020' Wood @BRWTwit]

@roomorgue Ah. I did a lot of freelance writing about cars and motorcycles before the pandemic, but now I am mostly editing other people's stuff, and doing corporate communications, because it pays better.
Fiction, however, scares the hell out of me, because I don't know where it is going.

[Bryan 'hindsight is 2020' Wood @BRWTwit]

Gather road youngsters - witness the dinosaur Olds Cutlass, America's most popular, best selling vehicle in its day, the 1970s

[Bring a Trailer @Bringatrailer]

Now live at BaT Auctions: One-Family-Owned 1976 Oldsmobile Cutlass S Colonnade Coupe. https://t.co/xow1hyXMCB

[GIF-monic Institute @GIFmonic]

They landscaped the median strip pretty nice. #MST3K

[Bryan 'hindsight is 2020' Wood @BRWTwit]

Saw Planes, Trains, and Automobiles at the Netflix Egyptian Theater in Hollywood last night, and got a free Will & Harper drink koozie/parka
(also a print magazine, because Netflix feels bad it has killed physical media)