Brandon Bortoluzzi

Maybe I tweet about architecture but more likely I tweet hot takes on golf.

[Shane Bacon @shanebacon]

Missed scripting opportunity today for McIlroy - should have pulled out the fit from when he shot 61 here '05. Leaned heavily into the vibes.

[Trent @BarstoolTrent]

I’m throwing a MUST WATCH on this one.

New H8er: https://t.co/rTe92ruIQp

[Brandon Bortoluzzi @BR_andon]

@NoLayingUp you're doing a schoolyard pick for TGL teams and Kis and Fitz are the last two left.....who are you taking....

[Brandon Bortoluzzi @BR_andon]

@HockeyCanada can we finally stop pretending Dave Cameron is a good coach!

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Also the fact people care about this fight is a testament to Jake Paul being arguable the greatest marketer of our lifetime. This fight has no business having anybody give a fuck about it yet here we are. #TysonPaul

[Brandon Bortoluzzi @BR_andon]

@Joel_Dahmen Colours need some work

[Brandon Bortoluzzi @BR_andon]

@NoLayingUp @TronCarterNLU why does Phil look like he's on mid life crisis #3 or 4! Could he be the next YouTube golfer?!

[TrackingScheffler @SchefflerLegion]

10/10, no notes

[Brandon Bortoluzzi @BR_andon]

@TronCarterNLU insulting odds for Tommy Lad!

[theScore Bet @theScoreBet]

RBC Canadian Open Tournament Winner Odds heading into round 2. 👀⛳️

🏆 Rory McIlroy +285
🏆 Sam Burns +400
🏆 Tommy Fleetwood +1150
🏆 Robert MacIntyre +1300
🏆 David Skinns +1400
🏆 Aaron Rai +2200

[Andy Johnson @AndyTFE]

I find it utterly amazing your continued attempt discrediting of anyone who cares about golf architecture. Your lack of understanding of the subject leads to a massive blind spot in your analysis of the sport.

I don’t understand the golf swing anywhere near your level and eagerly devour your material on it to attempt to gain added knowledge and improve my own ability to understand the intricacies of it.

[Brandon Bortoluzzi @BR_andon]

@RiggsBarstool Possibly the worst

[Andy Johnson @AndyTFE]

Bryson has become exceptional at yelling fore

It shows people can change.

[Brandon Bortoluzzi @BR_andon]

@NoLayingUp @TronCarterNLU @KVanValkenburg what are the chances the officer already had a rip in his pants and did this to avoid having to explain it to his superiors?

[Michael Eaves @michaeleaves]

From the Scottie Scheffler police report: the arresting officer, Bryan Gillis, says that Scheffler disobeyed his orders and then dragged him to the ground with his car causing injuries to the officer and his clothing.

[Jessica Hadwin @jessicahadwin]

There’s only one logical next step after this latest incident…

Have you been wrongfully arrested and/or tackled while at your job as a professional golfer? You might be entitled to compensation.

[Tour Junkies @Tour_Junkies]

Scottie on the 1st tee this morning.

[Brandon Bortoluzzi @BR_andon]

@chadmumm please promise me you guys are on this! This is a gift don't squander it.

[Fried Egg Golf @fried_egg_golf]

✅ Blockie
✅ Gooch

...finally men's pro golf will have an event this year where all the best players are under one roof at the PGA.

[Brandon Bortoluzzi @BR_andon]

@NoLayingUp Specifically for Mr. Big. @BigRandyNLU Does Billy Horschel's call to use the eye test to evaluate the best players, mean that Scottie should lose his place in the best fields?

[Gabby Herzig @GabbyHerzig]

Idea: The streaming options at the Open should include a channel called “Bunkers.” Just a constant feed of all the bunker shots hit all across the golf course. Tell me that wouldn’t be the best thing ever

[Brendan Porath @BrendanPorath]

Some good writing on Rickie here https://t.co/CzkmiFobYi