Bill

"Some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don't help"

[Bill @BReid5457]

@CharlesPPierce Hopefully a GOOD reason, not involving gunpowder, treason, or plots

[Bill @BReid5457]

Even if you are a Trump supporter, this is an objectively hilarious move by the cameraman

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

Trump: “we don’t have any empty seats”

Cameraman: *immediately pans to the empty seats*

[Bill @BReid5457]

@ColeyMick Trade everyone not named Drake for picks, tank, rebuild

[Bill @BReid5457]

@maine_gov When @StephenKing phones in the title of a new novel

[Bill @BReid5457]

I think Joe Mazzulla’s plan to bring hockey style fights to the NBA would get a lot of support from players in games involving Grant Williams

[Bill @BReid5457]

@JasonKirk_fyi “This guy was basically Coach Taylor and you libs are going to vote for him?”

Clear Eyes, Full Hearts, Harris Walz

[Bill @BReid5457]

Funniest Jets fumble since Thanksgiving 2012

[Stephen Schoch @bigdonkey47]

If she sends you this it means you’re not getting to first base

[Bill @BReid5457]

@edsbs Arizona and New Mexico headed to the playoffs on the back of Codetalker student managers

[Bill @BReid5457]

@edsbs “Why not just build the whole conference out of the Coastal division?”

[Bill @BReid5457]

@edsbs This is the correct answer

[Bill @BReid5457]

@TylerIAm Trilly Marx?

[Bill @BReid5457]

@danpfeiffer Is he calling himself ANTIFA? Or a communist?

[Bill @BReid5457]

Millions of Americans who are sick of people like Jamie Dimon dictating government policy based on what creates the most value for shareholders say “its time for you to fuck off”

[Reuters @Reuters]

JPMorgan CEO Jamie Dimon says 'it's time to fight back' on regulation https://t.co/3rroMft6To

[Bill @BReid5457]

@PeteAbe

[Bill @BReid5457]

Since Drake’s first start, I have said that getting him reps to develop is priority #2. Priority #1 is keeping him healthy. To the surprise of nobody, the Patriots fucked that up

[Céad Míle Fáilte @ColeyMick]

There’s nothing in the rules that says we have to keep playing Tyquan

[Bill @BReid5457]

Shohei getting hurt is exactly what this World Series doesn’t need

[Bill @BReid5457]

@TylerIAm

[Bill @BReid5457]

@TylerIAm 🎶 South of the borrrderrrr,
down Mexico waayy🎶