BuffyGRetrvr

Golden Retriever. Delmarva’s Vampire Slayer (“Buffy.”) B. 2/18/2022. Tripawd. Living life to its fullest in spite of juvenile spindle cell sarcoma.

[BuffyGRetrvr @BRetrvr]

@HumphreyBohun @IlyaSomin Am now, at least temporarily, at @AlisonESomin

[BuffyGRetrvr @BRetrvr]

Does Elon Musk want Fed Soc themed jokes about the Life of the Showgirl bonus track release or not? Just feels unsporting to kick me off the platform on a day like this.

[Ilya Somin @IlyaSomin]

My wife, Alison Somin’s Twitter/X account has been hacked and taken over by some NFT seller. If you need to reach her on this site, please contact me instead. Also, if any of my followers has a contact at Twitter/X who can help resolve this issue quickly, please let me know.

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4. May explore setting up a new main if this stupid situation doesn’t resolve in a day or two.

[BuffyGRetrvr @BRetrvr]

1. Good morning, this is Alison Somin, Buffy’s human. I regret to inform you that my main account was hacked, and I’m trying to go through the process to get it back.

I also regret to inform you that Buffy does not actually run this account. I created it to give my…

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3. Sorry about any NFT crap the hacker js spewing into your TLs. If you want to get in touch with me (Alison), DMs for this account still work, as does phone, gmail, etc.

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Yes hello!

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Tonight my fur looks exceptionally clean and organized.

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Yes hello! Had my quarterly x ray today, and no sign of cancer. I am now five months past the one year life expectancy I was given at diagnosis.

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I am a Noble Beast.

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Yes hello! Here to compete in the Olympic sport of snuggling. Bet I can win a gold medal!

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I am working on leveling up at Go to Mat during Tricks class!

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Enjoying my Tricks class! Wondering if I can get an AKC title at the end.

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Happy heavenly birthday, @PerfectHopper of @TheGoldenRatio4! Every day, you inspire me to work hard to be the second best tripawd ever. You showed the world and me just how much we can do with three legs!

[BuffyGRetrvr @BRetrvr]

My cave.

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Yes hello! It is I, Buffy, Christmas Tree Decorating Expert. This one smells great and would be good for chewing too!

[BuffyGRetrvr @BRetrvr]

Yes hello! I am Buffy, shoe salesper - , er, sales retriever! Good for wearing OR chewing, I have you covered!