College Grad

Retired Business Major, Rookie in the real world.

[College Grad @BSBAinBullshit]

That moment your boss gets drunk as hell and tells you how much you piss her off, yet how fucked she would be without you.

[College Grad @BSBAinBullshit]

We all know a bitch named boss

[College Grad @BSBAinBullshit]

Gram of weed/day: $20
6-pack of beer after work: $7.99
Weekly savings: $56.07
Yearly savings: $2,915.64

Can I go back to college: no

[College Grad @BSBAinBullshit]

Every time I travel my boss has an orgasm about going out to fucking dinner. Just want to roll a blunt and order Chinese #imisscollege

[College Grad @BSBAinBullshit]

Mad respect to the guys who cradle their newspaper to the bathroom with no shame #postgradporcelainbombs

[College Grad @BSBAinBullshit]

9 hour days aren't so bad when you spend 8-10am and 3-5pm bullshitting in someone else's cube

[College Grad @BSBAinBullshit]

Been flying since I was three years old, am now 22, and my boss still finds necessary reasons to point me to the check-in & security line.