B.S. Fanhitter

Former tabloid newspaper publisher/hamburger restaurateur turned nanotheologist. Obsesses over polycyclic aromatic hydrocarbons and hyperbolic paraboloids.

[Ted Lieu @tedlieu]

Don’t threaten us with a good time.

[💖Amelia Sees It All💖 @AmeliaHouchins]

I know everything is crap right now, but I'm digging these memes. 😂

[Jon Cooper 🇺🇸 @joncoopertweets]

Imagine Trump ever being invited to join a photo like this — not in a million years.

Four presidents. Zero drama. Just smiles, respect, and a shared love of country. 🇺🇸

[ADAM @adamemedia1]

The ‘Department of War’ has officially lost every war it’s fought.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

I can’t fucking wait

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

The Aussies are bringing game. 🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏

[Rt Hon. Will || Portfolio for Sarcasm (parody) @colder_sarcasm]

New sign going up.

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

Dumb fucknuts

[Joe G @EastEndJoe]

Here’s what really happened.

[Governor Newsom Press Office (parody) @AwesomeNewsom]

Getting circumcised during an Earthquake is viewed more favorably than Stephen Miller.

[Adam Kinzinger (Slava Ukraini) 🇺🇸🇺🇦 @AdamKinzinger]

Since the @WhiteHouse and @POTUS is mad about this, please don’t retweet or share

[PaulleyTicks @PaulleyTicks]

Shhhhhhhhh, don't wake the baby.

[ᗰᗩƳᖇᗩ @LePapillonBlu2]

Meanwhile in Portland, Oregon.

[Governor Newsom Press Office (parody) @AwesomeNewsom]

DEAR DONALD,

HAPPY 99TH ANNIVERSARY TO YOUR DAD. HE HAD THE GUTS TO MARCH FOR WHAT HE BELIEVES IN, THE KKK. HE MUST BE SO PROUD AS HE LOOKS UP AT YOU FROM HELL. EVERY DAD PASSES ON HIS GENES, BUT TO PASS ON GENES WITH LITTLE HOODS ON, NOW THAT'S SOMETHING TO WHITE HOME ABOUT.

[Jarett & Lilly @1JLVSTW]

😂😂😂

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

The Democrats’ Social media account is on fire.