Former tabloid newspaper publisher/hamburger restaurateur turned nanotheologist. Obsesses over polycyclic aromatic hydrocarbons and hyperbolic paraboloids.
Imagine Trump ever being invited to join a photo like this — not in a million years.
Four presidents. Zero drama. Just smiles, respect, and a shared love of country. 🇺🇸
DEAR DONALD,
HAPPY 99TH ANNIVERSARY TO YOUR DAD. HE HAD THE GUTS TO MARCH FOR WHAT HE BELIEVES IN, THE KKK. HE MUST BE SO PROUD AS HE LOOKS UP AT YOU FROM HELL. EVERY DAD PASSES ON HIS GENES, BUT TO PASS ON GENES WITH LITTLE HOODS ON, NOW THAT'S SOMETHING TO WHITE HOME ABOUT.