BSHS Hallways

Anonymous quotes directly from the hallways of Big Spring High School. Not affiliated with Big Spring

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“What does a potter make?”

“Harry.”

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“I’d have sex with you before I’d have sex with her...and I’m gay.”

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“I’m gonna have to ask you to keep the mental breakdowns to a minimum please.”

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“I don’t know how long sheep live. This is Newville, you guys tell me.”

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“I can’t wait to write about being Amish!”

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“We use words...like people.”

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“Poetry is the trigonometry of English”

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“You have to be dramatic to play soccer.”

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“I went to sleep in March and woke up in September.”

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“It’s the one with two circles, looks like a snowman.”

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Teacher: “damn it”
*pulls tampon out of candy jar*
Students: *laugh*
Teacher: *throws tampon in the trash*
Teacher: *holds up candy jar* “anybody wanna fireball?”
Teacher: *sighs loudly while staring at another tampon stuck to the wall*

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*teacher whispers to another teacher*
“Get your shit outta here”
*turns back to students*
“You guys didn’t hear that”

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“Sure could use a cup of ‘shut up’”

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“At least it’s not tampons”

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“I want you out of my flex.”
“Why, we spice it up”
“No we don’t want any pepperoni on the pizza”
“Who eats just cheese”

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“I’m not the side hoe, I’m the main hoe”

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“So God tweeting is just...birds”

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“So if you’re watching porn, the government can see that”

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“I mean I’m constantly terrified someone’s gonna jump out of the bushes and kill me.”

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“These black tables are brighter than my future”