Why does every white woman ever decide to post about Earth Day. The vape you probably just threw out or the Diet Coke can you just finished is going to kill a baby seal in the Arctic. #StayFrostyWhiteBoy
The best pizza will come from a very Italian themed spot but it’s run by people from a country where your possible choice of where they are from is like 8 middle eastern countries but you can’t quite put your finger on which one they’re from. #bismillah
Hey @EricRueb I saw you didn’t want to cover Colin Dorgan scoring the OT winner to go to the final. Is it because you’re still salty about not getting credited with the video or are these teenagers too old for you to cover them, you bald fat pedo. #shrinkjournalism