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Zohran Mamdani said he’d arrest Netanyahu for war crimes.

Internet broke.

87M on IG. 78M on FB. 75M on YouTube. 68M on X.

Most watched political leader in 12 hours.

Courage. Spine.

Trump’s worst nightmare. 👏🔥

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🇺🇸 Trump 7:00 PM: "We’re gonna hit them. One bridge. One power plant. In Tehran."

🇮🇷 Iran 7:05 PM: "Touch one and we take your whole regional grid down. You’re miscalculating us. Again."

Iran isn’t blinking. 👏

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🇺🇲Trump: "We're easing some sanctions on Russia."

🇺🇸 Biden, 84: "So you're gutting NATO, backing Putin, and making America look weak?"

"Sounds like you're reading straight from Moscow."

Yeah... he basically called him Putin's asset 💪

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🇮🇷Iran: "🇺🇲Trump, 2-3 more strikes and we’re done playing defense."

"Next move is offense. Total destruction."

"Your bases, your soldiers, anywhere on earth."

"The ‘bomb and negotiate’ playbook is dead."

You don’t beat leaders who talk like that 👏

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🇺🇸 US: "Give us your air bases for war."
🇪🇸 Sánchez: "Nah."

🇺🇸 US: "Trade deal’s gone."
🇪🇸 Sánchez: "Do it."

🇺🇸 US: "Out of NATO."
🇪🇸 Sánchez: "Cool."

🇺🇸 US: "Spain’s not a team player."
🇪🇸 Sánchez: "We won FIFA final."

No fear. No bowing. Spain built different 🫡

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🇺🇲June 2025: "We wiped out Iran. Nuclear program gone."

🇺🇲April 2026: "Iran's broke. No salaries. It's hell there."

🇺🇲July 2026: "Guys I'm fighting one of the strongest countries in the world. Send help." 🤡

And 70% of Americans voted for this.

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🚨 BREAKING

🇮🇷 Tehran: "We’ll secure supply chains. By force if needed."

🇺🇸 White House: "You can’t even secure your own borders and now you want the Indian Ocean?"

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Reporter: Trump: "I won the war"

Araghchi: 💀

Reporter: why u laughing

Araghchi: Bro came in for 48hrs, lost, and went home. Iran just taught them a masterclass.
So yeah, we won. 🔥👏

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🇺🇸 Rubio 6:00 PM: "We can’t let that country control an international waterway. It’s illegal."

🇮🇷 Araghchi 6:05 PM: "You bombed 100 schools. Killed 1000+ kids in 5 months. That legal to you?"

Hypocrisy. On full display. 🔥

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@_InfoGram_ Spain lifted the trophy. The internet lifted the memes. 😂🍿

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@_InfoGram_ 2026’s favorite defense: “If I don’t like it, it’s AI.” 😂

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@_InfoGram_ Every month: “The deal is almost done.”
The deal: “I’m on my way.” 🚶‍♂️😂

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@GBC_Press Western banks right now: “Customer retention team, assemble!” 😂📞

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@TheIranianzg3z Someone needs to remind politicians that Google Maps doesn’t have a “Claim Ownership” button. 😂🌍

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@_InfoGram_ International press conferences are basically roast battles with flags now. 🌍🤣

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@_InfoGram_ Politics has officially become a roast battle with nuclear-level confidence. 😂🔥

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@_InfoGram_ Bro didn’t argue… he just pulled out the “Previously on World Politics…” recap. 😂🍿

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@_InfoGram_ Canada: “We’re diversifying.”
Internet: “BREAKING: It’s a breakup.” 😂🍿

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@gharkekalesh When life gives you no bed, but the universe says, “Adjust kar lo.” 😭🐂

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@_InfoGram_ That wasn’t a press conference. It felt like a viva exam. 😂🤡