Black Swan Yoga HTX

Donation based, heated yoga studio in the Heights! 3210 White Oak Drive, Houston, TX 77007 Email: [email protected]

[Black Swan Yoga HTX @BSYHouston]

“I don't like that he only buys us the drop-in classes. If he can't commit to a membership, how can he commit to me?”

-Overheard @BSYHouston

[Black Swan Yoga HTX @BSYHouston]

“His personality is terrible, but he comes to Black Swan Yoga.”

“Personalities can be fixed.”

-Overheard @BSYHouston

[Black Swan Yoga HTX @BSYHouston]

What do a washing machine and a yoga teacher have in common?

When they say “one minute” they mean “forever”

[Black Swan Yoga HTX @BSYHouston]

Student to student: “I love an uplifting playlist and yoga teacher. Because I’m neither of those things. It’s called balance.”
-Overheard @BSYHouston

[Black Swan Yoga HTX @BSYHouston]

Student to Teacher:

“I really liked your class. I'm still learning all the yoga terms, but you go on with your badass chaturanga cowabunga.”
-Overheard @BSYHouston

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Which shall be named 2023 #BikeParkingMadness Champion? You decide!

[Black Swan Yoga HTX @BSYHouston]

“Their mat is almost touching mine. That’s White Oak behavior, not Fannin behavior.”
-Overheard @BSYHouston

[Black Swan Yoga HTX @BSYHouston]

Be the person your yoga mat thinks you are.

[Black Swan Yoga HTX @BSYHouston]

“I basically plan my day around what time I’m coming to yoga class.”

-Overheard @BSYHouston

[Black Swan Yoga HTX @BSYHouston]

BSY teacher: Any requests for class?

Me after a wknd of holiday indulging:
Just mess me up.

[Black Swan Yoga HTX @BSYHouston]

Googled some symptoms.
Turns out we just need to go to yoga.

[Black Swan Yoga HTX @BSYHouston]

They’re a 10,
but they skip savasana.

[Black Swan Yoga HTX @BSYHouston]

Oh we’re going out? Let us change into our newer, nicer yoga pants first 👌🏼

[Black Swan Yoga HTX @BSYHouston]

Got 99 problems? Come to yoga and ignore them for an hour 👌🏼

[Black Swan Yoga HTX @BSYHouston]

The CDC recommends treating yourself like I-10: Never stop working on yourself no matter how inconvenient it is for everyone else

[Black Swan Yoga HTX @BSYHouston]

*Me in pigeon pose*

Alexa order me a box of @Kleenex

[Black Swan Yoga HTX @BSYHouston]

They’re an 8, but they don’t know the difference between Warrior 1 and High Crescent Lunge.

[Black Swan Yoga HTX @BSYHouston]

The CDC says that life is short.
Take the extra chaturanga.

[Black Swan Yoga HTX @BSYHouston]

The CDC recommends showing up for yourself first, so you can show up for others more fully in their lives.

[Black Swan Yoga HTX @BSYHouston]

How many yogis does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Their light comes from within 💡