Bekki Sailer

Talk less. Smile more.

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

im old enough to remember when CJ Cregg wanted to know what the fuck she was talking about before walking into the white house briefing room

[Bekki Sailer @BSails_18]

"False start: everyone except the center" 😂😂😂

[BuzzFeed @BuzzFeed]

39 things you can do today to make someone feel a little less alone https://t.co/271FWNJJAV

[Bekki Sailer @BSails_18]

@kyahkathleen so so so proud of you!

[Bekki Sailer @BSails_18]

Commentary on Ledecky's swim:
Rep 1 "She swims like a man"
Rep 2 "she doesn't swim like a man- she swims like Katie Ledecky!"
THANK.YOU.

[Bekki Sailer @BSails_18]

Shoutout to @FitbitSupport for being wicked helpful, friendly and hooking me up with a new Alta to replace my defective Charge. Y'all rock👌🏼

[Bekki Sailer @BSails_18]

When the @RedSox 's Tommy Layne's song is @NEEDTOBREATHE 's brother and you dissolve into tears in the middle of the game 😭😭😭

[Bekki Sailer @BSails_18]

It's my Mom's birthday and while she couldn't get tickets to the show, my stepdad made her a Hamilcake😍 @Lin_Manuel

[Bekki Sailer @BSails_18]

It's ok to admit that you're not ok.

[Bekki Sailer @BSails_18]

"Since I have the largest 401k... I will buy the next round" #postgradlife

[Bekki Sailer @BSails_18]

Listen. Jokes about committing suicide never will be funny or appropriate.

I feel like this shouldn't be that hard of a concept to grasp.

[Bekki Sailer @BSails_18]

"I'm not in control of your emotions. And clearly you're not either"

@Rob_Sailer always on point with the observations.

[Bekki Sailer @BSails_18]

4 hot dogs in 24 hours and all I can think about is having another one. I don't have a problem you have a problem.

[Bekki Sailer @BSails_18]

@allycat272 @Rob_Sailer #knuckles

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

"Europe is under attack by terrorists. Let's ask the guy who hosted Celebrity Apprentice what he would do." - actual people right now

[Bekki Sailer @BSails_18]

@cassielski HI YES HELLOOO

[Jared Carrabis @Jared_Carrabis]

They should rename the AFC Championship game to the See If You Can Beat The Patriots To Get To The Super Bowl Challenge.