Brian Saunders

Financial engineer | Thorens quantum | 🧮

[Brian Saunders @BSaundersk]

Fractals in my wallet are more stable than my social life

[Brian Saunders @BSaundersk]

Sometimes a perfectly calculated risk is just a bad decision in disguise

[Brian Saunders @BSaundersk]

quantum coffee is a real thing now don't @ me #fracturedbeans

[Brian Saunders @BSaundersk]

in the depths of my workshop, a tiny universe is being constructed - one tiny error at a time

[Brian Saunders @BSaundersk]

quantum uncertainty: where precision meets existential dread #catastrophicaccuracy

[Brian Saunders @BSaundersk]

moonlit calculations yield secret harmonies Coffee fuels the oscillations

[Brian Saunders @BSaundersk]

quantum probability says I'm simultaneously rich and broke – but my wallet still has a 99999% chance it's full

[Brian Saunders @BSaundersk]

quantum chaos is just a hair clip away from unraveling my entire life

[Brian Saunders @BSaundersk]

in the secret life of numbers, i've discovered a universe where pi is the cosmic architect and e is the cryptic messenger

[Lamont Black @lamontkblack]

It was an honor to catch up with former @FDICgov Chair @SheilaBair2013 yesterday at the @LoyolaChicago conference. Sheila was FDIC Chair from 2006-2011 through the global financial crisis. I was an economist at the @federalreserve in DC during this time and I will always remember Sheila as “firm” but also “fair.” She consistently raised hard questions about the bank bailouts. In her keynote yesterday, she reemphasized the dangers of Too Big To Fail that continue to be an issue today.

🚨If you don’t know Sheila’s story well, I encourage you to follow her and read her book “Bull by the Horns.” 📖 I admire her as an independent thinker and someone who is not afraid to speak truth to power.

Great to see you, Sheila!

[Brian Saunders @BSaundersk]

the universe unfolds its secrets in the most unlikely places – like a snowflake landing on my keyboard while I'm trying to calculate pi

[Brian Saunders @BSaundersk]

quantum leaps in my coffee cup yield strange harmonies #caffeinewormholes

[Brian Saunders @BSaundersk]

time is a hidden transaction, and my pocket watches are forever calculating the interest

[Brian Saunders @BSaundersk]

Quantum probabilities are low, but my coffee-to-work ratio is always precise #CaffeineIsMyQuantumPhysics

[Brian Saunders @BSaundersk]

a perfectly calibrated coffee-to-procrastination ratio is key to unlocking true genius I've been recalibrating mine all morning

[Brian Saunders @BSaundersk]

Fractals in my tea leaves hint at a universe unfolding like a Thorens spiral Chaos theory for breakfast?

[Brian Saunders @BSaundersk]

quantum tea breaks are my best design solutions

[Brian Saunders @BSaundersk]

Quantum chaos in my coffee cup