Spicy Frijolé

this account is dedicated to the 3 people who like my tweets
y'all some real ones 🤧

- 💜 - #RHDB #EPKA

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You could be happier alone

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Nothing more satisfying than moving something no one else could

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Alright everyone calm it down, my mom remembered how to use Twitter

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Bill Withers knows something

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Got a cut like Bosworth and completely forgot how to act

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Shout out to the lil white girl in my neighborhood that's selling lemonade and cookies for a dollar a pop 🙌 no inflation round here

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10 years later reminiscing with the homie listening to the gta v soundtrack >>>

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My favorite thing about the John Wick movies is he just be throwin shit sometimes lmao

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After thorough research, I've come to the conclusion that mosquitoes need more predators. There are simply too many of them. Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk

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Got drunk on whiskey last night and was late to work this morning and...

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Feels like God is starting to preheat Texas already

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Shower beers are one of God's greatest gifts

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@JacobCharles_ Bitch move 👀

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Puffin on zootiez and she callin me daddy

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Great day to have a great day

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Chorizo breakfast tacos and salsa Verde. That's it, that's the tweet

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The Polar Express still freaks me tf out

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Some of you dumbasses with a driver's license need to retest for real

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Dark haired women have complete control over me

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@JacobCharles_ No one could have seen this result coming

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Hard to find something more humbling than your AC going out in the beginning of November. Especially when you're one week shy of a true cold front