Brian seppelfrick

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

We Asked AI To Predict What Will Happen Now That Elon Musk Is A Trillionaire

Made with @grok

[Brian seppelfrick @BSeppelfrick]

@pr0ud_americans I learned how to drive in one of those

[🇺🇸𝓒𝓱𝓪𝓭🇺🇸𝓗𝓪𝓻𝓻𝓲𝓼𝓸𝓷🇺🇸 @Texas_jeep__guy]

This is absolutely hilarious. 🤣🤣🤣 He made a srtifuckit for his brother finishing swim lessons.

[Brian seppelfrick @BSeppelfrick]

@awkwardgoogle Just do it! 😉

[Brian seppelfrick @BSeppelfrick]

@awkwardgoogle That's the key to doing many things! That's awesome!

[AlphaFox @alphafox]

Woman finally admits that 3 minutes is actually a decent amount of time:

[Brian seppelfrick @BSeppelfrick]

@travelingflying @gracieback2 Elon Musk is more African American then Lemon!

[Brian seppelfrick @BSeppelfrick]

@thewakeninq This should be everywhere! 🇺🇸 🇺🇲

[Brian seppelfrick @BSeppelfrick]

@heyitsmeCarolyn I just use an old coffee can. 🤷‍♂️

[Brian seppelfrick @BSeppelfrick]

@pr0ud_americans That's pretty 😍

[Brian seppelfrick @BSeppelfrick]

@Gitmo99 @end3of6days9 Too bad they're going to go home with a gluten allergy 😆

[Brian seppelfrick @BSeppelfrick]

So true 😆

[Janet™ @Janet_sm145]

Blue collar men don’t sleep, they power down for scheduled maintenance 🤣🛠️🧰
@JillianGebhardt

[Brian seppelfrick @BSeppelfrick]

@its_The_Dr Tango and Cash

[Dan-O’s Seasoning @danosseasoning]

World Cup fans, you're doing it wrong. 😂⚽

Instead of chugging ranch in the TSA line, just grab some Dan-O's Ranch Dip.

Made with all-natural ingredients, packed with flavor, and small enough to fit right in your carry-on.

Save the ranch. Skip the chugging. 😎

[Brian seppelfrick @BSeppelfrick]

🇺🇸 🇺🇲

[🇺🇸Ben Owen™️🇺🇸 @hrkbenowen]

One nation under God. 🇺🇸

[Mikale Olson @realmikolson]

Australian discovers Texas Roadhouse…

First, he calls it a “fancy restaurant,” and he couldn’t be more wrong. Texas Roadhouse isn’t just a fancy ole restaurant. It’s a giant slice of heaven brought down to earth.

This man loves the bread, the free refills, the service.

In response to those outside the US complaining about tipping there: “You don’t have to tip… you WANT to tip. These are the most wonderful people on earth.”

“I don’t even know why some of you Americans are so angry all the time; you guys have Texas Roadhouse in your country.”

You got that right. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

#worldcup #usa

[Brian seppelfrick @BSeppelfrick]

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[American Dad @_NotAmericanDad]

These two need a TV show

[Tim Young @TimRunsHisMouth]

Europeans have been fed a pile of lies about how terrible America is…

They’re learning from first hand experience that our country is incredible.

Love this.