Brandon X. Shepard

Not Adam Johnson.

[Brandon X. Shepard @BShep40]

@AlabamaFTBL dismantled ut, the @Cubs won a game in the NLCS, and I sang lead for 2 verses for @DiarrheaPlanet. I love today.

[Concacaf @Concacaf]

Memo 🫶

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

Focused on the work. Committed to the people.

Together, let’s build a California that works for more working people. 🇺🇸💪

[Connor Allen @ConnorAllenNFL]

The dynamic between Henry, Zlatan, and Alexi Lalas is a WILD watch.

Lalas spews awful analysis (always has) but delivers it with the confidence of a great, without the acumen

Zlatan is in a world of his own confidence-wise and Henry clearly has no respect for either of the other’s opinions.

No chemistry, tons of ego, 10/10

[Chris 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @leboyneski]

"Aussie boys are on a bender. Donald Trump is a sex offender" generational chant btw. Always have said they're some of the best in international football 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🤝🇦🇺

[Kansas Jayhawks @KUAthletics]

Thanks for stopping by, Team Algeria! 🇩🇿

[Sarah 📟 @sarahlol1863603]

It's one thing when foreigners see Times Square or Disney World, it's a whole other thing when you take them to a shitty freeway town for Chili's and Ross Dress For Less and some random ass arcade. That's where the magic happens

[Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7]

Lookout Mountain near Chattanooga, TN🌳

An American next to us said this is the perfect sniper spot.

[Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7]

Somewhere in Tennessee

[Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7]

Chili’s & NBA Finals😋

[Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7]

Roaming around Chattanooga and just passed by the Spain National Team hotel. Unfortunately no one was there because they were playing a friendly in Mexico tonight:(

[Matt Brown @MattBrownEP]

well Senator, I can think of two reasons, and boy howdy you're not gonna like either of them

[austerity is theft @wideofthepost]

Not caring about any of your fake moral grandstanding is indeed my choice.

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

I know a few teachers in Queens who would beg to differ.

[Brandon X. Shepard @BShep40]

@yinzer_g Terrible take

Oakland’s team got taken away. There’s still space & funds for a Bay front stadium. Portland is a great city and even better in the summer. Who wants to go to Charlotte in the summer/ever?

[Mark McGrath @mark_mcgrath]

@LangmanVince To be honest Vince, I’m grateful for every gig we get, and to everyone who shows up after all of these years!

[Social Media Satire @SatireMedi63111]

@LangmanVince Taking photos with a fan mid song belting his 1999 one hit wonder....that is hardcore rockin' right there

[Colton Denning @Dubsco]

There are a few I wonder how I ever got away with hitting send on and this is near the top

[FOX: NASCAR @NASCARONFOX]

"Bubba Wallace just drove flat through the 77 car."

[Brandon X. Shepard @BShep40]

@FOXSports This is a pretty bad list

[Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing]

High Point HC Flynn Clayman: "It looks pretty obvious to me that high-majors need to play mid-majors early in the season. Because they said we didn't play nobody. We played somebody now... Nobody would play us. Just like they wouldn't play Miami (Ohio)."