Ben Shields

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐️

[Mod @CFCMods]

You will NEVER ever be us.

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

Chelsea Football Club is delighted to announce the appointment of Xabi Alonso as Manager of the Men’s Team.

The Spaniard will begin his role on July 1, 2026, having agreed a four-year contract at Stamford Bridge.

Welcome to Chelsea, Xabi!

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 BREAKING: Xabi Alonso has accepted to become Chelsea next manager, HERE WE GO! 🔵🔜

The agreement is set to be completed.

#CFC prepare official announcement for the upcoming days, but Xabi said YES. 💣

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Agreement complete for Xabi Alonso to become Chelsea manager. 44yo Spaniard visited London early last week & accepted opportunity; 4yr contract now finalised - announcement imminent. Primary target throughout + wanted #CFC move @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/4022hQsMXA

[Mod @CFCMods]

I genuinely hate everything about football, this is rock bottom.

[Mod @CFCMods]

What he did was a miracle and they chased him out because of pride and arrogance.

I hate this club, I mean it, I hate everything about this club today.

[Ben Shields @BShields90]

Pathetic team

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 OFFICIAL: Arsenal qualify to Champions League semi finals! ❤️🤍

[UtdXtra @InsideUtdHQ]

@FabrizioRomano Arsenal players once international break is over!

[LINKIN PARK @linkinpark]

Happy Birthday Chester ❤️

[Simpsons Daily Glavins 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @simpsons_DG]

"Who is it?"

"It's your sons, George Bush Jr. and jeb Bush. Come outside, Dad."

"Oh, good. Bar! The boys are in the front yard. They'll help me think of a plan to get those Simpsons!"

[Reece James @ReeceJames]

2006 a kid arrived at Chelsea with a dream in his heart, boots too big for his feet, but belief from the start. Fast forward to 2026, still wearing the same blue shirt with the same fire inside. This club raised me, shaped me, and gave me a place to call home. Through every game, every battle, every lesson I’ve grown. Now the journey rolls on, the dream still true. Extended till 2032… and still bleeding blue.

[Mightykeef @MightyKeef]

Someone’s grandparents are gonna see this on Facebook and flip their shit.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

A ‘JOHN WICK’ action game has been officially announced.

In the works from Saber

[The Nobel Prize @NobelPrize]

Statement from the Nobel Foundation

One of the core missions of the Nobel Foundation is to safeguard the dignity of the Nobel Prizes and their administration. The Foundation upholds Alfred Nobel’s will and its stipulations. It states that the prizes shall be awarded to those who "have conferred the greatest benefit to humankind," and it specifies who has the right to award each respective prize. A prize can therefore not, even symbolically, be passed on or further distributed.

For additional information, please refer to the Norwegian Nobel Committee: https://t.co/HqL1ZR8Bos

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

💛💚 Ancelotti: “Estevão has incredible amount of talent. It’s a surprise this level at his age. He’s good at finishing, has a lot of ‘magic’… and he works very hard”.

“I can say this: with Estevão, Brazil have guaranteed future”.

[John O'Connell @jdpoc]

Hard to find a more accurate, succinct summary of the Reform Party.

[Simpsons Daily Glavins 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @simpsons_DG]

Who'd have thought Darth Vader was Luke Skywalker's father?

[Simpsons Daily Glavins 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @simpsons_DG]

"I can't believe Aunty Gladys is really gone."

"Her legend will live forever."

"Yeah. The legend of the dog-faced woman!"