Vinyl Richie

Sickeningly handsome.

[Vinyl Richie @BSidCo]

If we are mucking around with immigration rules, then I think we should add that immigrants cant work for the government (national or local) for the first 15 years that they are here.
It will stop communist clip board carrying Poms from infecting the civil service with their evil.

[Vinyl Richie @BSidCo]

@ZooNealand He called her a nig nog.

[Vinyl Richie @BSidCo]

@ZooNealand @JosieMack007 I am not sure how you can be so certain that Ani hasn’t ever found love in the fruit and veg section.

[Vinyl Richie @BSidCo]

Pretty sure that if you take a proper look at the Treaty of Waitangi, Maori are allowed to call people fags.

[Vinyl Richie @BSidCo]

@AceMcWicked I was out in Hamilton the other week and the highlight was when we all decided we wanted a ciggie at 2am and went to the hole in the wall next door who sold us a full logo pack of Marly lights with not a health warning in sight for $20. Best thing that has happened this year!

[Vinyl Richie @BSidCo]

I work in a fancy high rise corporate office and we share a floor with an IT firm that has heaps of Indians employed.
These guys spend all day shitting. The nice four stall marble bathroom now resembles the public bogs at the Bombay railway station.
Sign the FTA if they promise to crap at home!

[Vinyl Richie @BSidCo]

@tmurphyNZ If you guys are going to make yourself active participants in leadership battles, then you deserve the punch in the face if you don't pull it off.

[Vinyl Richie @BSidCo]

@AceMcWicked Spot on! My unwavering hatred for the work of Charlie Chaplin took the very old grannies demographic off the table for me.

[Vinyl Richie @BSidCo]

@kaiviti_cam It looks like you are still hurting from when your career and reputation got publicly butt fucked and your mates from National just sat in the cuck chair watching.
Weird how desperate you are for a Labour lead government.

[Vinyl Richie @BSidCo]

I am putting my hat in the ring for National Party leadership.
Press gallery can DM me for details.

[Vinyl Richie @BSidCo]

@AceMcWicked It took me a while to "recognise polyamory". At first when my wife was banging a load of different dudes, I just thought she was cheating on me.

[Vinyl Richie @BSidCo]

@Dame__Jane Is it because they are brown and a bit nuts?

[Vinyl Richie @BSidCo]

@DailyMail @rickygervais It is great when the little guy wins!

[Vinyl Richie @BSidCo]

@AceMcWicked You never hear the stories of the ones that go "I am an annoying arsehole who doesn't enjoy my job. I must have ADHD. I will get tested". Then the doctor is like "Nah, you just have a shit personality"

[Vinyl Richie @BSidCo]

@goodlobster1 Replacing grog with heroin works, I hear.

[Vinyl Richie @BSidCo]

When Dr Rat invented the Covid test it was a real game changer.

[Vinyl Richie @BSidCo]

@GBX_Press It would have been easier to just put "Mohammed x 4986".

[Vinyl Richie @BSidCo]

Young journos with $5 in their savings account lambasting the Government for "not being prepared for an emergency".

[Vinyl Richie @BSidCo]

@AceMcWicked These are from OPSM's "I am a fucking cunt" range.

[Vinyl Richie @BSidCo]

@PronouncedHare Wasn't that long ago that you wouldn't be sent to intensive care if you were over 70. No life extending ops etc.
Things have actually got better on that front.