Carrot Top

Delightfully tacky, yet unrefined. R.I.P. Nan Snapchat: brandonsmith51

[Carrot Top @BSmitty_51]

Not everyone likes me. But not everyone matters

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@Tthompson0 Love you too Tuck, Merry Christmas

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If anyone needs me the next couple days, message me on Facebook, Snapchat or Twitter. Happy holidays y'all

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On the back of a motorcycle

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"It’s called talent. I just have it. I can’t explain it. You either have it or you don’t.” -Barry Bonds

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I'm the dude that cherry picks on defense. Defense wins ships ✊🏻

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She textin Purple Hearts cause she know we at war 💜💜💜

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Long talk about ex gf's...
Me: Out of all of them, which one?
Brandon: yeah, you should probably stay single.
Me: We Gucci (Chooses Girl)

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Lol I'll never get in a fight with Cade. All we did was arm wrestle tonight and I know he could kill me with half a punch 😂

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ScHoolBoy said it best: Really think about it, could be worse my nigga. Don't stress my nigga, yes my nigga. We all blessed my nigga

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Sing all you want, just don't drake on they ass

[Fake SportsCenter @FakeSportsCentr]

Dak: "What should I do in that situation Mark?"

Mark Sanchez: "I would definitely run into that guys butt and fumble."

[perk 30 @Sean_Perkins1]

Acid Rap will will never never get get old old

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

DAMN RIGHT

[Carrot Top @BSmitty_51]

Call me Chancelor The Rapper, please say the rapper .

[Kelso @Kelso_Parody]

Facts https://t.co/ybqzoMR7ho

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Pops asked me if I wanted to help him with snow for a few hours. That was at 8 last night. 11 hours later, he still got me slavin out here 🙃

[Jay Bilas @JayBilas]

I'ma wake up in the room, wake up with a hangover. What I spent last night, I coulda bought a Range Rover. I gotta go to work.

[Smitty @smitty_kyle0]

Weatherman Masso https://t.co/MjzMZqxiz7