BTaylor

Sophistiratchologist | IG: BStands4Bands & BStands4Booze

[BTaylor @BStands4Bands]

Energy transference is sooo f—ing real.
You have to be on your game…

[BTaylor @BStands4Bands]

@eeyonce @Cosyluv_ @Jennciv 😂 😂 😂 as long as I can enjoy a dinner or two

[BTaylor @BStands4Bands]

Damn. Threads is too engaging. 😂 I already got into one little debate. What’s wrong with ppl. The internet is suppose to be fun…

[BTaylor @BStands4Bands]

@eeyonce 😂 😂 😂

[BTaylor @BStands4Bands]

I have been too forward with men this last week — unhinged levels 😂 Last night — “Damn, B—you look good as hell.” Me: You trying to f—?! Okay. Move out my way… 😂

[BTaylor @BStands4Bands]

Living in a world where two lesbians (Syd and Orion Sun) are making the best lover girl music…maybe I need to just bag me a bad b—

[BTaylor @BStands4Bands]

My content creation is all over the place.

IG — I’m focused on sharing bits of me being weird, loving myself and my hobbies.
X — a secret burner account to talk ish
Threads — Unfiltered but very specific conversations
TikTok — it’s random and hilarious

[BTaylor @BStands4Bands]

My childless friends are so obsessed with my child like they’re the parent too. 😂

Them: I was talking abt Beau to these other Moms and how wonderful and fun he is…send me a picture and video so I can show them. 😂

Me: What?! 😵‍💫🥴

[BTaylor @BStands4Bands]

@CCwiththecurls I hated them when they first arrived on the scene in like 2011?! Then the pandemic — okay. Now?! Get rid of these MFers. I don’t feel like taking my phone out to scan every darn thing..

[BTaylor @BStands4Bands]

Same 😂 I love it here

[BTaylor @BStands4Bands]

I think I’m going to do LA in August…

[BTaylor @BStands4Bands]

I’m glad I got that off my chest 😆

[BTaylor @BStands4Bands]

Nothing is more aggravating than commenting on someone’s attractiveness and another person comments with their relationship status…

Me: D—n they fine.
A usurper: They have a partner.

Oooooo SHUT. UP!

[BTaylor @BStands4Bands]

@amoyabuggs 🤣🤣🤣🤣 my bad

[BTaylor @BStands4Bands]

Please stop asking me about espresso martinis and why my bar doesn’t have them—

You are a caffeine (upper) addict trying to micro dose through a downer. You are dehydrated and malnourished.

Leave me alone.

[BTaylor @BStands4Bands]

Toddler stage got me reconsidering if I have one more baby in me. 😂

[BTaylor @BStands4Bands]

Yall think bc somebody get on the internet and record themselves crying they not playin in your face?!

Okay. 😂

[BTaylor @BStands4Bands]

@Jennciv 😆

[BTaylor @BStands4Bands]

I was texting a guy of interest tonight and everyone thought it was crazy that he was responding in the same night within the same hour?!

Why is that weird?!

[BTaylor @BStands4Bands]

I got really drunk a few days ago. I can openly admit this bc I really do limit myself…anyways — my friend said she cldnt tell. She said I was still uptight?! 😂 I don’t know whether to feel offended or what?! I be thinking I’m WILDIN.

Whole time, I’m still conservative.