Bradley Stoetzer

Don't be pusillanimous and always have dorsiflexion. GVSU alum. snapchat: bstoetz

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Bradley vs. Brad

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@CalebSimonson

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Went from homeless man and possible Second Coming of Christ to “I’ll have her home by 9, sir.”

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@e_meisterr Because I forgot to wear pants?

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So I went to my chem lab today, but I forgot that I was wearing shorts, not pants. I was downtown, so I couldn't just go back to my dorm. I then went to the campus store, bought some pants, and returned them after class. If that doesn't explain college, I don't know what does

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S/O to the two random tourists who decided to watch some geese IN OUR BACKYARD IN OUR CHAIRS

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It has been 7 years since I made a gmail account. This was the first email I received. Love you too, Dad.

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Boyfriend of @adrikatomica11 or Donkey from Shrek?

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Excited to announce that I'll be joining my sister at GVSU this fall! Anchor Up! 💯⚓️

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The chin of @MakaylaKl2458 is actually just a sloth

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@MakaylaKl2458 No.

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@MakaylaKl2458 No.

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@HunterFossitt You are my hero and an inspiration to us all

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@MakaylaKl2458 I have a speech impediment, so I meant to say "animal crackers," but it came out as "pretzels."

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@bridgetstoetzer Love you too, sis

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For National Honors Society, we were told to text the one that inspired us. I did, but too bad I won't get a response.

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"Is Peru in Africa?"
"No, it's in Spain."
Sigh. Underclassmen

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@MickenzieDavis @JaredWa54688455 You haven't even apologized for murdering Thomas 😢

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@MickenzieDavis @JaredWa54688455 It is extremely stickist to assume that Thomas was already dead