Pirate Possum

wrong pics only. vet. reality acknowledger. so what? it's funny.

[Pirate Possum @BStondentious]

"It'd be so cool if sports announcers could drop F-bombs & N-bombs on the air!"

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@Banjo761 the Duke delivers the ol' "porch monkey punch!"

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"Every time they say NY "Knicks," I pretend they're saying "nigs."

[Florida Bog Jig @FLBogjig]

@LAChas77 The one good thing about working with mostly black women is no DEI training.

[Pirate Possum @BStondentious]

@Redacted_2024 those were crazy timed. we got told his sons Usay & Who-say were bad dudes. but, almost all humans would've been fun to play with as little kids! that's the thought that keeps me from going ballistic sometimes:)

[Pirate Possum @BStondentious]

fall of Iraq 2003: “I struggled to understand the loyalty these men exhibited for Saddam Hussein & his vile sons. It all seemed senseless to me, ordinary people capable of reason sacrificing their lives FOR A LEADER WHO CARED ONLY FOR HIS SELF-IMAGE & POWER..” Ouch!

[GibsonDawg @VolanteEternity]

@BStondentious He spoke the words our hearts only dared to whisper. "Today's weapons of mass destruction are tomorrow's two weeks from nuclear bombs."

[Pirate Possum @BStondentious]

@BullgooseRaiken loved creature from the black lagoon (as much as I loved Dave Edmunds music later:) my 1st plastic model I assembled w/ toxic glue in the 60s was the creature. my local TV station in the 70s showed the movie in 3 reels, with the reels out of order (1-3-2). I noticed! odd memory:)

[Pirate Possum @BStondentious]

@Countcristo44 "Beyond BantuDome" :)

[Pirate Possum @BStondentious]

“A show about a White neighborhood with only 2 blacks in it - & they hate each other!”

[Woodchipper @nvjohansson777]

@BStondentious @SykesFredd62684 OMG !! Sanford and Son !!!

They don't make good shows like that anymore.

[Pirate Possum @BStondentious]

Mark Wahlberg is 55 today.

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@PrestonMcMurry yikes! Dunham is uhh quite the canvas on which a tattoo artist may ply his or her trade :)

[Chad Clamhammer @cclamhammer]

@BStondentious Once you hit 70, you're in the danger zone.

[Pirate Possum @BStondentious]

@SykesFredd62684 @kristallnacho "or just hold the phone up to any fish!"

[Pirate Possum @BStondentious]

Gonna tell my kids this was Cheech & Chong.
h/t @SykesFredd62684

[Pirate Possum @BStondentious]

Kenny G is 70 today (Gorelick - yes)

[Pirate Possum @BStondentious]

@Countcristo44 Ha:) I predict June will have "30 sh0t & k1lled" "Chicagoans" (Chimpcagoans)

[Pirate Possum @BStondentious]

@Countcristo44 knew 2 Chicago cops who called 'em "democrats" &/or "Canadians" for precisely reasons like this. 1 of those cops contributed to the awesome website https://t.co/lT4x1YzJoK

[Obersturm Rudolf Höss @SturmRudolfHoss]

@BStondentious It used to be just an idea.
Now, it's a democracy...

[Pirate Possum @BStondentious]

from AJ Pasciuti's 2026 book "Dark Horse"

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@FLBogjig @SykesFredd62684 2 of the children were cats.