Baker Street Holmes

Lt. on be writing some fanfiction "soon".

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@Rainmaker1973 He's putting so much effort into this when the shower head is 6 inches shorter than his wife and a foot shorter than his. He could have opened the wall and moved the show head to a height they could actually use...

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Mahershala Ali was just 45 years old when hired to play Blade in the MCU. News is breaking now that the MCU has cancelled the movie Blade, presumably because Ali died of old age while Disney put out 784 other Marvel projects.

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The SAVE act is in theory meant to stop non-citizens from voting (which has been repeatedly found to be infinitesimal). Some fear it could prevent people who have changed their names, like trans people and married women from registering to vote.

And now Pope Leo XIV.

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@xgigglypuff @CatOrman1 What are you talking about? That woman has an Apple watch on, which means this photo was YEARS after I finished grad school. She had nothing to do with my not getting into Yale or Harvard. That probably had more to do with my not applying to them than anything else.

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@CalltoActivism Back when I did model UN (only once, I didn't really enjoy it) they taught us "Point of Personal Inquiry" is not a thing. To help us remember this, they explained that "Point of Personal Inquiry" would be essentially asking to be recognized so you can ask yourself a question.

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@marlene4719 Me: "What an evil thing to do."
Any friend: "What?"
Me: "IDK, Musk probably did SOMETHING today, right?"
Any friend: "Fair. It probably was evil."

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@longshotauthor So, excited, but sounds like it won’t be out for my wedding in July. I probably would have put it on the registry. 😂

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@AOC anything you and your colleagues on the Hill can do about this?

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Hello @USOPM. Despite your orders, I believe the department of government efficiency still has a number of probationary employees, those who have worked for the government for less than a year. Please address this act of defiance. Thank you for your service.

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Hello @USOPM. Despite your orders, I believe the department of government efficiency still has a number of probationary employees, those who have worked for the government for less than a year. Please address this act of defiance. Thank you for your service.

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@mitchellvii I'd pay off my mortgage and give my fiance the honeymoon of her dreams.

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@adamconover I would love for any English professor anywhere in this country to confirm that they know him personally. Because I bet he doesn't know a single English professor, not a damn one.

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@jdunwell Many people are upset with you for your response. As far as I’m concerned, you expressed your distaste for this display clearly and yet showed immense respect for the Constitution. America needs more politicians with your integrity and backbone.

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@elonmusk I don't know if that's true, but if it is, GOD what a travesty.

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@stellalunaTV I knew most of this, but DINOSAUR ENTHUSIAST!? I LOVE DINOSAURS!

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Rum and coke, with Reece’s peanut butter cup cheesecake is the best dessert. This has been a public service announcement.

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@YouTube, really? Ads during the State of the Union address? You're garbage.

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

One of the best moments in Olympic history

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@elmo I saw your appearance on the Today show, I know that must have been quite scary. How are you, are you okay?

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Pretty sure I just got a telemarketer to hang up without a word by answering the phone with “Why?” instead of “Hello”. Follow me for more life hacks.

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@NotYourNegro68 It's morbin' time?