Bitcoin Slimeballs

The Slimiest Balls that Satoshi's ever seen, Keeping their watchfull eye on your every move!

Slime here,

[Bitcoin Slimeballs @BTCSlimeballs]

Our mint is still live - Have you got some of the Slimey'st balls Satoshi has to offer?

Well mint here👇

https://t.co/JGwmVngJ2A

[WizardMc Blizzard @WizrdMcBlizzrd]

@mavensbot @SatoshiDICE You couldn’t start a car

[smol🥔 @smolpotat0_x]

i never made anything close to shit fuck. wpbtw.

[Dave @Dave_LFG]

@mimcoinbtc I’m so used to red candles at this point that they don’t phase me.

I know what I hold with $MIM

[WHY LYING WITCHES @bitcoinwitchery]

The BRC-20, RUNES and Ordinals Scammooor starter pack - just dropped!

Find out all there is to know about how to be a successful snake oil salesman. From tips like interaction limits, through to exact timings and when to sell or seem bullish!

[WHY LYING WITCHES @bitcoinwitchery]

Dispensor live! https://t.co/Rhs1eAYQBs

Ensure you follow the steps correctly, as it’s set to manually sign, there may be a slight delay, but do know that you will get your 🐀 😭

What do you do when Asylum lore comes knocking at your door?

[Ichi 🪱 @itchatoshi]

@bitcoinwitchery Fanks 😘

[WizardMc Blizzard @WizrdMcBlizzrd]

Magic internet dispensoooor live!

Follow the buttons through to the dispensing page, where the instructions are. There’s a hidden click button for copy paste.

This here is the official and only link, https://t.co/x0Th8M82VP, enjoy!

Rats in control!

[WizardMc Blizzard @WizrdMcBlizzrd]

Glad to see people enjoying the dispenser!

Rats in control once more! Who knows the bounds of this lore?

48/199 remain to be dispensed. Again, if you are unsure on how to send from within the taproot address in your Xverse, use unisat instead. All addresses not compatible I have noted and reserved the ordinal for! If you are yet to receive the ordinal, DM me please!

[WHY LYING WITCHES @bitcoinwitchery]

After a successful dispensing a few addresses have been refunded, potentially a few more, if we can’t find the 🐀 that sent it to us that way 😭

Then the lore deepens once more, imagine if the 10k wizards were free after all!

Plot twist 👀 ✨🛜🐀

“Hold up, let him plan now!”

[Mr.Wolf ₿🐺 @btc_wolf]

Gm. Why lying for @mavensbot . People’s wizard dead on arrival! @mimcoinbtc @bitcoinwizardry $MIM Rats in control! 🐀

[WHY LYING WITCHES @bitcoinwitchery]

As greed kicks in, we have talks of 🐀s
crawling out the bins, & at our feet!

How much longer can this lore lore?

What’s the score with you lying 🐀s?

A zany story from migration to a @mavensbot 10k pfp, weren’t those supposed to be free?

This little king 🐀 will be 👇

[WHY LYING WITCHES @bitcoinwitchery]

As the days pass, we see no sign of he whom claims to be the leader to lead the last!

Where is this maven, you may ask?

We have found him, being led by the seemingly stray, but strong 🐀!

🐀 leading wizards in the inscription race!

How many times can maven drop the ball?

[WHY LYING WITCHES @bitcoinwitchery]

Have you seen this man? @mavensbot

Be careful, he is currently impersonating the “real” Mavensbot! He has infiltrated his social media accounts & social security number! Even his residence!

Wanted for crimes of impersonation & deceit, he is not the Bitcoin wizard founder!

[WizardMc Blizzard @WizrdMcBlizzrd]

🐀 IN CONTROLLLL!

Look at my new toy, isn’t he cute!

@bitcoinwitchery IN CONTROLLL!

[brc20alpha.sats | @OG @brc20alpha]

there are some rumors it's happening @mavensbot

[WHY LYING WITCHES @bitcoinwitchery]

“He who lives by the sword of greed, shall perish by that very same sword”

The hunter becomes the hunted!

There is no stopping the 🐀 infestation that is to come! Spawning and swarming is soon to come! Wizards lost control!

✨🛜🐀

[WHY LYING WITCHES @bitcoinwitchery]

The wait will be over soon, these witches whisper, after a year has passed and we brought your food at last, WHY•LYING•FOR, which quenched your thirst’s, we now look to bring you the blast 💥

10k infestation spawning…….

[WHY LYING WITCHES @bitcoinwitchery]

The truth about Bitcoin wizard (They don’t want you to know)

[WHY LYING WITCHES @bitcoinwitchery]

After 14 months of no salvation, our savior @WizrdMcBlizzrd saves the day again!

@smolpotat0_x @quarkstate @BTCBigBlocks @Dannyboy161616 @buyborrowdie

Please dm him to receive your Thorchain Wizard! Indexing the other two now!

https://t.co/Ow6exA8bVm

[Mr.Wolf ₿🐺 @btc_wolf]

Gm. Swap us! I spy with my little eye something on-chain. #Bitcoin #Ordinals @WizrdMcBlizzrd dropping the cheese. 🧀 Which rats need the feed? 🐀