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sometimes I hear birds in my head

[syd @BTFUBIFTFO]

Okay but I used to have this

[ʙʀᴇᴀᴅ 🍞🔜 𝖌𝖔𝖙𝖍 𝖒𝖔𝖉𝖊𝖑 @bread_vt]

lemon 🍋 chair ??

[syd @BTFUBIFTFO]

@lauryn92045126 Have u tried Salvation Army?

[syd @BTFUBIFTFO]

Appreciative we had plows out today and all but like damn was it y’all’s first shift??

[syd @BTFUBIFTFO]

@Ryancamp16_ That’s an absolute lie. This slaps

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

“fix me another plate but say it’s for u”

[syd @BTFUBIFTFO]

It’s me, I am dudes

[ret @rad_milk]

dudes love to cook a big ass pot of chili and eat nothing but that for the next four days

[syd @BTFUBIFTFO]

“My hairs gonna smell like BUTTCHEEKS after tonight” @jessjessak

[syd @BTFUBIFTFO]

Why is walking back to the table when ur bowling so embarrassing

[syd @BTFUBIFTFO]

Someone tell me why my family had a god damn bday party for me (sang with cake AND ALL) KNOWING I’m out of town?? Couldn’t wait?? Do I still get one??

[syd @BTFUBIFTFO]

Triscuits give mad foot fetish vibes

[syd @BTFUBIFTFO]

@dwoww69 Court ordered.

[syd @BTFUBIFTFO]

When u need a DD to ur 4pm PT appointment

[syd @BTFUBIFTFO]

I can’t wait to be an ambien mom

[syd @BTFUBIFTFO]

Where do I get this??

[Fredo @FredoInDaCut995]

Don’t say you like Halloween then cry when I ghost you, get in the spirit

[P.E. Moskowitz @_pem_pem]

canceling plans is not ok. putting yourself first is not ok. nothing is ok. you should always feel guilty about yourself. you should always assume you are disappointing someone. you are a bad person.