Back to the Future (line by line)

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It’s my fault. The whole thing is my fault. If I hadn’t bought that damn book, none of this would have ever happened.

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The almanac… Son of a bitch stole my idea! He must have been listening when I—

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Look at his pocket with a magnifying glass.

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He wasn’t just lucky. He knew because he had all the race results in the sports almanac. That’s how he made his entire fortune!

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Look. It says right here that Biff made his first million betting on a horse race in 1958.

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You see, while we were in the future, Biff got the sports book, stole the time machine, went back in time, and gave the book to himself at some point in the past.

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Holy shit.

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Correct. It was in the time machine because Biff was in the time machine… with the sports almanac!

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It’s the top of Biff’s cane. I mean Old Biff, from the future.

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Recognize this? It’s the bag the sports book came in. I know, because the receipt was still inside. I found them in the time machine, along with this!

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Prior to this point in time, somewhere in the past, the timeline skewed into this tangent, creating an alternate 1985. Alternate to you, me, and Einstein, but reality for everyone else.

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Imagine that this line represents time. Here’s the present, 1985, the future, and the past…

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Here, here, here! Let me illustrate…

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English, Doc!

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Obviously the time continuum has been disrupted, creating this new, temporal-event sequence, resulting in this alternate reality.

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Attaboy.

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Oh, Einie… I’m sorry, boy. The lab is an awful, awful, awful, awful mess!

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No, it’s Hill Valley. Although I can’t imagine hell being much worse!

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I don’t get it, Doc. I mean, how can all this be happening? It’s like we’re in hell or something.