Jack the Ripper

“I am nothing but if not a gentleman.”

[Jack the Ripper @BTTMLESS_MALICE]

Please, just call me Jack.

[Jack the Ripper @BTTMLESS_MALICE]

Then I wish you a speedy recovery.

[The Princess @BirdK1ss3r]

Yeah I mean my wrist hurts like hell now so yeah I should probably do that.

[Jack the Ripper @BTTMLESS_MALICE]

Farewell!

[Jack the Ripper @BTTMLESS_MALICE]

@the_oceanboy //One of the main people running UC: R, he doesn’t take kindly to fart jokes and I assume you’ve made them??? No shade just a guess tbh, I could go ask him if you want

[The Princess @BirdK1ss3r]

Yeah I mean my wrist hurts like hell now so yeah I should probably do that.

[Jack the Ripper @BTTMLESS_MALICE]

So, that hand of yours is something you should get stitched back together.

[Jack the Ripper @BTTMLESS_MALICE]

Very well then.

[The Princess @BirdK1ss3r]

Ahem.

Yeah uh I'm not a defenseless princess.
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[Jack the Ripper @BTTMLESS_MALICE]

You seem like a good lass, and a gentleman does not attack unless challenged in a formal duel.

[The Princess @BirdK1ss3r]

(Slice)

[3/4]

[The Princess @BirdK1ss3r]

Ahem.

Yeah uh I'm not a defenseless princess.
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[The Princess @BirdK1ss3r]

...

[2/4]

[The Princess @BirdK1ss3r]

Because...

(The sickening sounds of meat and bone getting sliced echos through the area)

I AM NOT SOME DEFENSELESS PRINCE-
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[Jack the Ripper @BTTMLESS_MALICE]

I have no reason to hide it since you know who I am, but pray tell. What makes you think I won’t make you bleed my favorite color until you’re a bloody body on the floor?

[The Princess @BirdK1ss3r]

I just do.

And you have already admitted to being him so lets drop the facades.

[The Princess @BirdK1ss3r]

I just do.

And you have already admitted to being him so lets drop the facades.

[Jack the Ripper @BTTMLESS_MALICE]

If you would, I’d like to know how you have knowledge of such, how would you know I’m Jack the Ripper with proof?

[Jack the Ripper @BTTMLESS_MALICE]

You know of my murders? How impressive…

[The Princess @BirdK1ss3r]

Well I was going to ask about your stabbing habits but it seems there was a change in scenery!

So what would you like to talk about?

[Jack the Ripper @BTTMLESS_MALICE]

And the tendency to hold myself to a certain standard, for that is the essence of being a gentleman.

[Jack the Ripper @BTTMLESS_MALICE]

You’re quite curious for such the blank creature…

[Ponder! (Event Takeover) @M3rc3n4ryy]

Of course, bud! But there are many men that fulfill your universal role in other worlds! The question is... are you as *fun* as your counterparts, or just a hack? A fashionable one though, so not all bad even if that's the case!

[Jack the Ripper @BTTMLESS_MALICE]

If you must know I do have quite the resume