Balls to the Walls

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@bendeminfranks head coach Will DeBolt spotted yelling racial slurs at tonights game.

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@bendeminfranks Head Coach Will DeBolt spotted shouting racial slurs at tonights game.

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Adams: 4 goals
Benelli: 1 goal, 1 blue card
Breon: 1 goal, 1 major wiff
Kaufmann: 2 goals, 2 assists
Kirk: 1 banger, 2 goals allowed in
Kosgei: 1 goal, 1 blue card, 27 saves
Lewis: meh
Maelzer: 1 assist
Smith: 4 shots on target, 100% effort
Young: 2 close ones

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It’s not too late to make it to the game.
ALDI 10:15

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Kosgei: 3 goals, 1 assist
Lewis: 1 blue card, 1 fight started
Maelzer: 1 child uprooted
Smith: 2 bitchin’ passes, 5000 chest hairs shown, 17 gates opened
Young: 1 goal, 1 assist
Jaime’s Dad: 2 chuckles, 2 incomprehensible Spanish phrases

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Adams: 1 goal, 1 assist
Benelli: 1 goal, 6 “nice” passes
Breon: 1 goal, 1 got-megged goal
Buechler: 1 assist, 3 fouls, 2 ass falls
Kaufmann: 1 goal, 4 assists, 1 blue card
Kirk: 2 goals

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Come support the boys tonight at the ALDI field 9:25 P.M.

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Kaufman-1 goal, 1 assist
Kosgei-1 goal
Lewis-3 goals, 1 assist, 2 blue cards
Maelzer-1 goal, 1 assist
Smith-1 foul drawn
Young-4 shot blocks

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TONIGHT'S STATS:
Adams-2 goals, 4 assists
Benelli-1 goals, 1 assist, 1 blue card
Breon-1 assist, Win (keeper)
Buechler-1 goal, 1 assist
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JUST IN:
BTTWFC hire former player, Harry Smith, as head coach

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Double Header tonight:
9:55 @ PEPSI
11:05 @ ALDI

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The final off-season acquisition includes a 1-year, $62 million deal (-$72 guaranteed) with Bryce Kaufmann, valued at $70 million.

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William DeBolt, who never had any value, will never have the opportunity to be valuable, as he has accepted an offer from @bendeminfranks

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Joel Rapue, Tanner Webb, Liam O'malley, and Luke Maurer have been released from the team after violating team rules, sources say.

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After further negotiations with his agent, Jakob Benelli's offer has been increased to a 1-year, $100 billion deal (-$72 guaranteed)

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Jake Buechler has been acquired from free agents, agreeing to a 1-year, $5 million deal (-$72 guaranteed)

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Cole Young, valued at $32 million, has agreed to a 1-year, $22 million deal (-$72 guaranteed)

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First international acquisition confirmed: Neil Tony Kosgei (worth $34 million), has agreed to a 1-year, $32 million deal (-$72 guaranteed)

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BTTWFC has fired coach Andrew Berry, sources confirm.

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Jakob Benelli, valued at $28 million, has agreed to a 1-year, $20 million deal (-$72 guaranteed)