Seras Victoria

My name is Seras. Not 'Police Girl', or 'Big-Tittied Police Girl' as Master likes to call me.

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#BlackLivesMatter

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Shut up, you can't take this from me!

It's here forever. It's not a dream.

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That awkward moment when it really IS the Nazis...

Yikes.

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'Am I alive'?

Well.. Depends on your definition of 'alive' I s'ppose.

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Whole world is going to shit and Master hasn't stopped his cackling in a few days.

He is taking too much amusement from this.

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Jus' remember kids, don't go playin' with fire.

Fire's bad- for everyone.

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Pip quickly found out how "More like 'foreBONING'" was not a proper or witty retort.

I'm not goin' into details.

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... Why do I have the biggest sense of foreboding?

It's unsettlin'.

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"Snowmageddon"? Well isn't that a charming name for this winter.

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At least Master got bored before we went over the Atlantic.

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Everything is on fire.

EVERYTHING IS ON FUCKING FIRE.

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It's that most wonderful time of the year.

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I don't think 'cool' is right. Maybe terrifying, infuriating, or exasperating are.
RT “@xaivergaston: it must be cool working with alucard”

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You guys ask me questions like I know the answers.

I don't.

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Chocolate. Chocolate everywhere.

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Ohh WOW that's uncanny!! But.. Why would @OJessicaNigri want to be me..? @sonic_wells

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Do y'think bleaching my brain would get rid of that horrifying, nightmare inducin' thought? Perhaps a self-lobotomy?

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..
...
..... no.
........ nnnooonono.
...........nonononononononONONONONONONONONO. @Nowacking

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THERE IS MISTLETOE EVERYWHERE AND I CAN'T GET AWAY FROM IT.

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As much as I want to believe Master shot the cat out of protectiveness- HAH! I'm not that delusional.
He just wanted to destroy some pussy.