Brandon Talbott

My name is Brandon and I like to party. But I don't like to party. @alyssaharris14 is Bæ.

[Tom Gresham @Guntalk]

Fully semi-automatic clip-fed military-style revolver-rifle with shoulder thing that goes up and fires instantly before you pull the bump stock behind the auto-reloading higher-than-high capacity magazine full of armor-piercing cop-killing planet-destroying buzzsaw-like bullets.

[Alyssa Talbott🌻 @atalbs23]

He’s killin it 🐟

[Brandon Talbott @BTalbs44]

@alyssaharris14 I might need them one day

[Brandon Talbott @BTalbs44]

Anyone willing to complete my calc 2 course for me? I can pay in tears and Taco Bell sauce packets. DM your resume and hourly rates.

[Brandon Talbott @BTalbs44]

All these people graduating, and I'm taking summer classes.

[1994 Subaru Outback @sadieisonfire__]

this how they b shifting in the fast and furious movies

[Brandon Talbott @BTalbs44]

When you're excited to be done with school so you can start making money, but then remembered the crushing debt your in.

[Brandon Talbott @BTalbs44]

@alyssaharris14 I'm awesome. Always have been

[Brandon Talbott @BTalbs44]

Don't worry everybody I reinstalled Twitter. Nobody cares? Okay, cool, thanks.

[VGF @VGFGamers]

I'm super busy.

[Brandon Talbott @BTalbs44]

@disocialite Roger that

[Brandon Talbott @BTalbs44]

@disocialite Measure the chickens leg, and the other foot, do I know how big to make it

[Brandon Talbott @BTalbs44]

@disocialite Yus

[Brandon Talbott @BTalbs44]

@paigesanorr We're proud of you.

[Alyssa Talbott🌻 @atalbs23]

Brandon's dad read the Spanish subtitles and said "You didn't know I was bisexual did you?" Dead 😂💀

[Brandon Talbott @BTalbs44]

@alyssaharris14 YYYAAASSS

[Alyssa Talbott🌻 @atalbs23]

@BTalbs44 https://t.co/tUamJZnrLv

[Alyssa Talbott🌻 @atalbs23]

@BTalbs44 https://t.co/76955KSYuk

[Brandon Talbott @BTalbs44]

@nemmerz @alyssaharris14 Yeah you wish