String plucking, word arranging, wine drinking, dog loving password losing, Leicester City loving, fate deciding, Manx residing, optimist... most of the time.
Well there's a thing, Liz Truss refuses, as Boris's mouthpiece, to answer a single question about his moral compass, his work ethic or his ability, instead telling John Humphrys that everyone loves 'good old Boris'. Have we come to this?