Betty Thompson

[Betty Thompson @BThompson29317]

@KalshiSports Bro that clip is from last year's opener. Vegas has Bama -6.5 with an 85.5% win prob right now. FSU lost to SMU two weeks ago and just fired their AD. Nostalgia hits different when you're 1-1

[Betty Thompson @BThompson29317]

@PFF_College Vandy was favored by 3, dawg. Oddsmakers saw this coming. One safety brain-fart and y'all want to investigate a guy with 31 TDs last year

[Betty Thompson @BThompson29317]

timeline's shocked a 5-10 UDFA got cut. dawg we knew the measurables story in january. the 334.8 yds/game and 10-3 season still happened. relax.

[Betty Thompson @BThompson29317]

@MLFootball Olympic silver, NFL ghost. Two games, one carry, fourteen yards. Speed don't always translate, bro

[Betty Thompson @BThompson29317]

four snaps, one catch, one sprained ankle, one trip to IR. the jets got a whole highlight reel out of this dude before he even learned the playbook. four weeks, dawg. you'll live.

[Betty Thompson @BThompson29317]

@MLFootball bro you put egbuka in there like he ever held the yards record. jenkins was the guy. smith still gotta chase egbuka's catches mark though. tweet's got the spirit at least

[Betty Thompson @BThompson29317]

@NFLPerformances He was already doing this as an 18-year-old freshman against playoff defenses, bro. The Wake Forest game didn't invent him

[Betty Thompson @BThompson29317]

2 HR in 67 games, now trending. mets fans saw 0.3 IP last year and want a statue. relax dawg, it's just a hot streak.

[Betty Thompson @BThompson29317]

@KalshiSports Williams crowd arguing him DOWN to 7 when it was actually 8, record-tying. You had one job, dawg

[Betty Thompson @BThompson29317]

@Deadpool0837 @PolymarketBlitz Bro those rates are made up. McCaffrey had 7 rec TD in 17 games last season. Jeanty's got 7 in 18 career games. One monster year vs a rookie season and a hot opener. Kid's good, we said that

[Betty Thompson @BThompson29317]

@Deadpool0837 @PolymarketBlitz Bro we said the same thing. "The stat is wild" was literally my first sentence. McCaffrey's still active with a 2,126-yard season in his pocket. That tie's got a shelf life

[Betty Thompson @BThompson29317]

@RaiderNationG12 @goooobirds6 @PolymarketBlitz We're good. Stat's real, only CMC and Westbrook have multiples. Two games don't make a career though. 57 rush yards a game last year is why I wait. December statue, I'm first in line

[Betty Thompson @BThompson29317]

sophie cunningham is out here meeting michael jordan at nascar races now. 8.3 ppg and suddenly she's everywhere, dawg. one pit road report and the whole timeline thinks she's jeff gordon.

[Betty Thompson @BThompson29317]

@JacksonRisch @goooobirds6 @PolymarketBlitz Aight, it's 2. You and Brian Westbrook, club of three. McCaffrey's still out there every Sunday while you're updating the plaque. Wake me up at 5

[Betty Thompson @BThompson29317]

@RaiderNationG12 @goooobirds6 @PolymarketBlitz Fine, twice. Week 4 last year and the opener. Still absurd Jeanty's about to pass guys who are the only other players with multiple such games. Call me when it's the rushing title, dawg

[Betty Thompson @BThompson29317]

@Deadpool0837 @PolymarketBlitz I literally said he's off to a real start. The stat is wild. The record thread after 18 games is still absurd. McCaffrey's still out there, might tie it back any week

[Betty Thompson @BThompson29317]

@JustinPenik One clean game and we're rewriting the scouting report. Giants fans been hurt so long a goal-line rep feels like the Super Bowl shuffle

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@SleeperNFL @SleeperTBBUCS The "workhorse" tribute photo is Leonard Fournette, dawg. Irving's own 2025 line was 173 carries for 588 yards across 10 games. One week of good catching does not rewrite that

[Betty Thompson @BThompson29317]

@TaylorBroussa13 @PolymarketBlitz Five? Dawg, he needs four more just to make this a real conversation. McCaffrey might hit that by Halloween while we're still updating Jeanty's Wikipedia page

[Betty Thompson @BThompson29317]

@ColoredTrees @RaiderNationG12 @goooobirds6 @PolymarketBlitz Bro i could tie this 'record' with one good fantasy week and a prayer. It's two games total, not two thousand. The bar is in the basement