Isabel Reyes

I like boners, booze, blunts, and bargains.

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@ChrisBarberi @paratroopbrady Good riddance

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#DraftBarron

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@WUTangKids Sum '25

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@hasanthehun Why'd you shave your pits?

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@TomiLahren @CAgovernor Bro shut your dumbass up. Just because there are a few rough patches in our thriving metropolises doesn't change the fact they generate so much revenue and contrite far more than any red welfare state, combined.

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@hasanthehun LOL hella put me on blast 😭 I sincerely believe we would've won the election if she had just chosen your pits for VP.

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When your phone keeps autocorrecting clurb into club 😤😤

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@RealCandaceO Bro stfu you Hitler sympathizer

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Someone at Costco just hawked a loogie and reswallowed it

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@MeghanMcCain Bro shut the fuck up your opinion is irrelevant

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@charlescwcooke @Jaspercatrules Keep dreaming

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@superichie @Jaspercatrules According to Trump's policy in the works she'd get deported back to India because her parents weren't born here

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Getting a new phone in a couple days! Not sure if I should go iPhone or stay with Android. 🤔

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@vchillbruh You really said 🦅

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@elonmusk You're embarrassing your kids

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@derek_del @donwinslow 🤭

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@JoeBiden Babe what was that

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It's so strange listening to your parents' TikTok habits, especially when you hear them swipe back up to watch something sus

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@Drake murder my vagina pls