—Watson  Parody.

❛. . .it worked, @insomniarachnid.❜ | MDNI | #ʟᴀᴍᴇɴᴛ

[—Watson  Parody. @BUGLESBEST]

𝕸𝓪𝓻𝔂 𝕵𝓪𝓷𝓮 𝖂𝓪𝓽𝓼𝓸𝓷

➢𝐋𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐏𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐲𝐚𝐥
➢𝐌𝐮𝐥𝐭𝐢-𝐒𝐡𝐢𝐩
➢𝟏𝟖+ 𝐂𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐭
➢𝐈𝐦𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐈𝐧𝐟𝐨 𝐁𝐞𝐥𝐨𝐰

❝𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝒄𝒍𝒐𝒔𝒆𝒓 𝑰 𝒈𝒆𝒕, 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒃𝒆𝒕𝒕𝒆𝒓 𝒄𝒉𝒂𝒏𝒄𝒆 𝒘𝒆 𝒉𝒂𝒗𝒆 𝒕𝒐 𝒔𝒕𝒐𝒑 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒎!❞

[—Watson  Parody. @BUGLESBEST]

I love you most.

[𝑭𝒆𝒍𝒊𝒄𝒊𝒂 𝑯𝒂𝒓𝒅𝒚 | 𝑩𝒍𝒂𝒄𝒌 𝑪𝒂𝒕 @ThieviusFeline]

Happy Pride Month!

I love my wife, @BUGLESBEST .

[—Watson  Parody. @BUGLESBEST]

I feel like I need one more trust and at least one fight intent, for play fights.

[* 𝕽EADY ON O͟N͟E͟. @lethaImprints]

[ @BUGLESBEST ]

●●●●● — interest
●●●●● — physical attraction
○○○○○ — annoyance
●●●●○ — trust
●●●●● — respect
○○○○○ — fighting intent

good ol' mary jane (not like. weed).

[𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐒𝐏𝐈𝐃𝐄𝐑-𝐌𝐀𝐍 @anomalouswebs]

󠀀
󠀀

i wouldn’t be a 𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐥𝐲 𝐧𝐞𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐛𝐨𝐫𝐡𝐨𝐨𝐝
𝐬𝐩𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫 - 𝐦𝐚𝐧 if i didn’t 𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐩 𝐦𝐲 𝐧𝐞𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐛𝐨𝐫𝐬.

󠀀
󠀀

[—Watson  Parody. @BUGLESBEST]

What— no! Felicia says I have a dump truck ass.

I just don’t get why it’s so juicy.

[—𝕳𝒆𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒏 𝒅𝒐𝒏'𝒕 𝒉𝒆𝒂𝒓 𝒎𝒆 @aranaeaenigmata]

‌​
. . . Are you jealous of my ass, MJ .ᐣ
‌

[—Watson  Parody. @BUGLESBEST]

Because why is your ass trying to compete with mine? Why do you need a double-D level ass? All that cake and it isn’t even your birthday. Make it make sense!

[—Watson  Parody. @BUGLESBEST]

What. . . no I would never!

[—𝕳𝒆𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒏 𝒅𝒐𝒏'𝒕 𝒉𝒆𝒂𝒓 𝒎𝒆 @aranaeaenigmata]

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‌ I knew you were gonna say my ass—
‌

[—Watson  Parody. @BUGLESBEST]

Out of the mask? Eyes.

In the mask? B—
Brilliant quips! Yes.

[—Watson  Parody. @BUGLESBEST]

WOAH there, partner. I'm not mean, I just conserve my energy. I get to be right, you get to choose which kind of right you want. That's the long and short of it, at least. A day for flashing or a day for Flash.

[—Watson  Parody. @BUGLESBEST]

. . . somebody was feeling their one hour left.

[* 𝕽EADY ON O͟N͟E͟. @lethaImprints]

you can do a lot in an hour. ( * 😉 )

[—Watson  Parody. @BUGLESBEST]

; flash when MJ says his day is over prematurely? 😭

[—Watson  Parody. @BUGLESBEST]

One is for you-flash. One is to flash-you. One revolves around Flash Thompson and the other revolves around . . . Flash seeing Toplessness.

[—Watson  Parody. @BUGLESBEST]

BARELY. You have one hour.

[* 𝕽EADY ON O͟N͟E͟. @lethaImprints]

AHT. not over yet.

[—Watson  Parody. @BUGLESBEST]

I would say ‘Happy Flash Friday’ and then I’d high five you. If that answers your question.

[—Watson  Parody. @BUGLESBEST]

Day’s almost over anyways.

Happy flash-Friday. It was gone in a flash!

[* 𝕽EADY ON O͟N͟E͟. @lethaImprints]

when i was told. yes.

[—Watson  Parody. @BUGLESBEST]

What . . . I’m saying do you ‘want to have a day’, or do you want to get flashed? One or the other. Not both.

[—Watson  Parody. @BUGLESBEST]

Clearly you have heard of it, though!

[* 𝕽EADY ON O͟N͟E͟. @lethaImprints]

'n i've never heard of mj monday but i go with it. tuh.

[—Watson  Parody. @BUGLESBEST]

THAT’S WHAT I THOUGHT.

You wanna take the flash for flash Friday or do you want a day to call your own?

[—Watson  Parody. @BUGLESBEST]

I’m probably face first in a cup of coffee. Maybe that’s why I missed the mystery man.

I’m not saying we can’t start it; I’m just saying I’ve never heard of it.

[* 𝕽EADY ON O͟N͟E͟. @lethaImprints]

they talk about this every monday. i'unno where you've been to not know this. i hardly retain anything but i always know it's mj monday.

. . . . i'unno! a day for me! everybody else has a day! jeezus!

[—Watson  Parody. @BUGLESBEST]

You trying to say you DON’T want it? Is that what I’m hearing?

[—Watson  Parody. @BUGLESBEST]

Who was gonna inform me I supposedly had a day? I don’t even like Mondays!

You’re right, I am just saying it to say it. ‘Cause what even is that?

[* 𝕽EADY ON O͟N͟E͟. @lethaImprints]

somebody came 'n told me it was a thing like it was a prophecy. like when everybody thought the world was gonna end in 2012. i was like. dude. the hell're you talkin' about. but he said mj monday's a thing, so.

you're just sayin' that to say that, no you weren't. 🙄