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The Boogeyman checks his closet for me. Bigfoot tries to get pics of me. Superman wears PJ’s with my face on them. Mosquitos refuse to bite me, out of respect.

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@Jack_Hillgrove @fox53wpgh @WTOV9 @WJACTV Atta boy, Jack!

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@DrewHLive They’re ALL part of a club and we ain’t in it

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@WendyBellPgh He’s a shit salesman with a mouthful of samples!

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@Mike_Pence Like a shit salesman with a mouthful of samples!

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@RandyRRQuaid

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@WallStreetApes Fairly certain she’d be safe from any rapists

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@jackunheard

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@RandPaul

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@ScottPresler @JondavidRLongo Get ‘em, boys!

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@elonmusk My pronouns are bull, she, it!

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@travelingflying 53?

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@JohnnyLCKai I agree, Sensei!

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Told my wife I got bit by a wolf. She said where? I said nah, just a regular one.

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@ThrillaRilla369 “touch base” or the word “precious” skeeve me!

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@ThePoniExpress Who won?

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@ThePoniExpress Who won?

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@joeybagovdonuts Marriage

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@THEGUYERSHOW You should’ve been collecting teeth!

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@SGAcollector Old timer should’ve three pieced eem and made eem sleep through the anthem

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@joeybagovdonuts My Little League coach back in ‘87

- “Hustle”
- “Stop Lallygagging”
- “Look Alive Out There!”
- “Listen fellas, no sitting on the bed rail on the way to the ice cream shop. Sit down in the bed of my truck and no throwing those empty beer cans at other cars, Bobby!”