ꏳꋬ꒒ꏂꍗ🫶🏳️‍⚧️

hey man i love you but no fucking way

[ꏳꋬ꒒ꏂꍗ🫶🏳️‍⚧️ @BUMBOYBASTARD]

me: ):
my cat walking all over my keyboard: ᶜˡᵃᵏ ᶜˡᵃᵏ ᶜˡᵃᵏ ᶜˡᵃᵏ
me: (:

[ꏳꋬ꒒ꏂꍗ🫶🏳️‍⚧️ @BUMBOYBASTARD]

i do it all the time. its called solidarity

[ꏳꋬ꒒ꏂꍗ🫶🏳️‍⚧️ @BUMBOYBASTARD]

someone with a black ford escape parked next to my black ford escape. i love that for us

[ꏳꋬ꒒ꏂꍗ🫶🏳️‍⚧️ @BUMBOYBASTARD]

@fvckJoeBiden @wildtiktokss rent free

[ꏳꋬ꒒ꏂꍗ🫶🏳️‍⚧️ @BUMBOYBASTARD]

@beeplayss he wouldnt fit comfortably in my pocket )-:

[ꏳꋬ꒒ꏂꍗ🫶🏳️‍⚧️ @BUMBOYBASTARD]

i dropped this fucking guy on to the couch and hea just staring at me. please stop. im am so sorry

[ꏳꋬ꒒ꏂꍗ🫶🏳️‍⚧️ @BUMBOYBASTARD]

real shit tho new little mermaid is probably the best live action disneys done so far tbh

[ꏳꋬ꒒ꏂꍗ🫶🏳️‍⚧️ @BUMBOYBASTARD]

i dont understand how the only thing people could focus on w the live action little mermaid was the race change. the whole time i watched it all i could think about was how the FUCK do mermaids breathe.. do they have lungs AND gills? if thats the case why dont we SEE their gills?

[ꏳꋬ꒒ꏂꍗ🫶🏳️‍⚧️ @BUMBOYBASTARD]

somebody honked at me while i was turning left out of a parking lot into the center lane bcs they thought i was going all the way over. like i see you. i know what im doing. mind your business 🙄

[ꏳꋬ꒒ꏂꍗ🫶🏳️‍⚧️ @BUMBOYBASTARD]

ew gross at some point this year i have to go to OHIO to go to probate court to fix my birth certificate. i think id rather die than go to ohio

[Nano @N_4_N_0]

trios being removed in fortnite is my 9/11

[ꏳꋬ꒒ꏂꍗ🫶🏳️‍⚧️ @BUMBOYBASTARD]

fortnite needs to bring back trios im fucking pissed

[ꏳꋬ꒒ꏂꍗ🫶🏳️‍⚧️ @BUMBOYBASTARD]

speedway 🤝 the 5 hr 56 min drive home

[ꏳꋬ꒒ꏂꍗ🫶🏳️‍⚧️ @BUMBOYBASTARD]

mmmmm gas station food mmmmmm

[ꏳꋬ꒒ꏂꍗ🫶🏳️‍⚧️ @BUMBOYBASTARD]

@jimmyoutsold she is 30 bestie 💖

[ꏳꋬ꒒ꏂꍗ🫶🏳️‍⚧️ @BUMBOYBASTARD]

my ex would say smth like this LOL

[ꏳꋬ꒒ꏂꍗ🫶🏳️‍⚧️ @BUMBOYBASTARD]

"i wanna kiss you so bad"

[ꏳꋬ꒒ꏂꍗ🫶🏳️‍⚧️ @BUMBOYBASTARD]

ive never driven thru ohio this late before...... awful. awful time. i long to be home

[ꏳꋬ꒒ꏂꍗ🫶🏳️‍⚧️ @BUMBOYBASTARD]

moving is a pain in the ass. moving is even more of a pain in the ass when you have to drive 400+ miles in between each trip, and start a new job the same week youll be moving in

[ꏳꋬ꒒ꏂꍗ🫶🏳️‍⚧️ @BUMBOYBASTARD]

i was so happy when i pulled up and saw this