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Official busscro account (Parody). Contact info.

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i don't want to keel over from a heart attack and have the first responders open up my phone and see my timeline and be like "oh, this guy followed a bunch of people on twitter who watched the oscars".

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@falsedmitryII sports - even the bad ones - have a raison d'etre that goes beyond self-aggrandizement

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why would anyone livetweet their reactions to an awards show

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@DoubleEagleHL @kthorjensen i'm sorry they made you delete your alt, i think it was more interesting than most stuff on this site

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you called me "reddit"... ( walking to mirror) you called me "reddit". (taking out razor) you called me reddit. (shaving head into mohawk) you called me... reddit? (putting razor down) you called me, reddit... (picking up shoulder-fired rocket launcher) you fucking called me redd

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@kthorjensen even sadder than the tit-terrified schizo warmaester is the sadsack doof breaking pd to totally freaking own him

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@bannedin47state and everybody's just gotta talk talk about it, always

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@wyatt_privilege you had kids with larry summers?

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@coolestdudeyet @KingDad42 that really is a weird skinny tario

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@bannedin47state sunrise, sunset,

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@kthorjensen break away

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It's adorable how spitefully jealous longoids (men with penises over 3 inches in length) get when us normal men mention how pleasant it feels to try using a different finger for jerking off. I mean, sorry for your deformity bro, but you're not really engendering much sympathy! ✌️

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@DogM0mma @oldfriend99 mine now

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wahhh i need a content warning. wahhhhhhh

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@STRONG_PlSS among the ones you personally can make sense of, yeah

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abuhbuhbuhbuh. gaaadurrr

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@bonerhitler can the mods do a wellness check on bh

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I'm 60 years old and fertile

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@bonerhitler Yeah, then I'd fit in with the rest of the stale shit in your kitchen. Boom - another noob effortlessly nuked.

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If Pissman wore a onesie, it'd be more like a tensie.