Scott Schultz

An award winning storyteller. I host/produce a live storytelling show & podcast, BUSted! True Stories About Getting Around LA Told By People Who Don't Drive

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@RepMTG #MissPiggy

[Scott Schultz @BUStedLA]

@RepMTG #MissPiggy

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@RepMTG You are her: https://t.co/HqLpnE9R4T

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@RepMTG That dress you wore made you look pregnant. #MissPiggie

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@pitchfork @tompetty I just listened to this album, and that review has to be a mistake, or a glitch on the system. This is not a 0.0 album, and a score like this without text or subtext is inauthentic and incompetent.

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@RandyRRQuaid I picture you using your southern bumpkin voice (you're normal voice) when you Tweet silly things.

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#ClevelandBrowns QB is a #Deviant. I hope he tears his achilles.

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@RepMTG WHO are you speaking to? Seriously.

Stop #DrunkTweeting

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@marcorubio Little Marco Greaseball

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I'll be permanently signing off Twitter within the next day or two. If you need to update contact info with me, now is the time to reach out. #ByeByeTwitter

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@LindseyGrahamSC Did you score some intern dick?

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@GOPLeader IF you get to be Speaker, you will be the LEAST EFFECTIVE Speaker in history due to your lack of spine.

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@MarshaBlackburn Are you stupid, ignorant or just desperate? U.S. Military have ALWAYS been required soldiers to get vaccinated. The only thing different here is there is an additional virus to vaccinate against. Also, you don't refuse ANYTHING in the military. Soldiers are MILITARY PROPERTY!

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@DonaldJTrumpJr Is this a joke from your "standup comedy"?

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@laurenboebert Colorado already fired @laurenboebert. P.S. You are starting to look haggard

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@elonmusk Your site has gotten A LOT worse since you took over. I keep this only to remain in contact with one person. The second she is off, I'm gone too.

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@marcorubio The reason is obvious. America can't stand careerist sycophant RINOs who are afraid to stand up to #DonaldTrump even when they call them childishly accurate names like #LittleMarcoRubio

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@BrianClowdus OK Detective D'OHHHH!!!

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@tedcruz You are a spineless RINO. Shouldn't you be bobbing for Trump Pubes right now?

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@elonmusk I have had fourteen #Bots follow me since November 1. Really noticeable.