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🚨 Nico Kovac and the Borussia Dortmund coaching staff are really disappointed with how quickly Serhou Guirassy has recovered from his cold.

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🚨 Niko Kovač was furious with Maxi Beier after the player couldn’t even do 5 push-ups in a row in training today.

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🚨Niko Kovač wants all seats removed at Dortmund’s stadium so that everyone has to stand, aiming to create a more intimidating atmosphere.

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🚨 After being rejected by Xavi Simons, Bayern have set a new record for most player REJECTIONS in a single transfer window, 25 players have turned them down so far.

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🚨 Sebastian Kehl has been sacked.

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🚨 Borussia Dortmund are considering pairing Beier and Adeyemi up front, so they can save big on goal bonus payments.

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🚨 Marcel Sabitzer has started to learning Arabic in recent weeks so he can respectfully reject Al Hilal.

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🚨 Borussia Dortmund are set to trigger Enzo Millot’s release clause 'within the next 10 days', as Sebastian Kehl targets Bundesliga-proven players.

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🚨 Leon Goretzka planned to host a massive banquet and party to celebrate his 30th birthday but nobody showed up except his former teammate Niklas Süle.

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🎙️Matthias Sammer on Karim Adeyemi:

"When Adeyemi gets the ball, his teammates just turn 180 degrees and prepare for the counterattack."

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🧨 Nuri Şahin rejected the chance to sign Rayan Cherki last season for €15 million, telling the BVB board: “We already have Brandt.”

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Julian Brandt is set to be a 63-rated bronze card in EAFC 26. 😯

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