Ladies and gentlemen, to celebrate his new 'Nazi Hipster' haircut, I give you the Elon Musk/David Bowie mashup you never knew you needed!
#NewVideo#TrumpWarCriminal#Brexit
https://t.co/aGxuUq1nfR
@KemiBadenoch@Conservatives Luckily, you've got as much chance of obtaining power again as a long-discarded AAA at the bottom of a kitchen drawer that's started leaking battery acid.
@rebekkarnold I reckon this might finally be their year. After all, it's their first World Cup being held in a nation where the post of "giant orange failure" is already filled.
@stuzi_pants Tice is what an AI programme would come up with if I asked it to create the most generic conman possible. I can only conclude the people who fall for him must be sitting on piles of viagra tablets, marriage proposals from overseas damsels in distress and Spanish Lottery winnings.
@TonyFisherPuzls I'd ask if you'd obtained consent from the women in that GIF to use their likeness, but getting a woman's consent isn't typically a strong point for Reform supporters, so I'll just assume not.
Poetic that the day after Reform surge in the UK local elections, I have it confirmed that my Italian citizenship application has been successful. Tough luck shitheads who voted for them. You might be about to learn a very hard lesson, but not me! ๐
#electionresult2026
@Bib29823254 See, you "won", but you're still angry. What will you do even if everyone you hate leaves and you're still miserable, pathetic and lonely? Give the likes of Farage and Robinson more money, I'm guessing? Absolute thick cuck. ๐
If you're planning on voting for Reform today, my advice would be to not bother. You've clearly never set foot inside a school up to this point (and it never did you any harm, etc.), so why start now?
#LocalElections
"It is not to count as 'morning drinking' in the event of it being undertaken within the terminal of an airport."
- Airport Drinking Act 1978
One of the forgotten landmark achievements of the Callaghan government.
#WednesdayThoughts
@RespottedYellow Immediate post-match interviews with sports stars tend to be a pretty formulaic and dull formality. It was the best World final for 20+ years, so I don't feel particularly short-changed that Wu Yize didn't give us his best five minutes of stand-up afterwards.
#snooker
@AndyPlumb4 Yeah, I think we can afford to replace this guy. I don't necessarily mean with anyone from abroad, either. I mean with a couple of extra potholes.
You may not agree with me, but you will always know where you stand with me.
Today in Billericay, a heckler tried to shout me down as I spoke about the normalisation of hatred towards Jews. I did not back down, because it needs to be said. British Jews are being targeted and too many people are pretending this is the same experience of other minorities. This lady implied Muslims are being similarly targeted. This is simply not true.
Let's be honest about what is happening. Certain groups (in particular but not solely Islamic Extremists) are creating a climate of fear and intimidation that is normalising Jew hatred. I will never stand for that. Governments have spent too long hand-wringing, making excuses and hoping it would go away. It is time to call this what it is: a national emergency in our attitude, our urgency and our response.
I will always engage with people who disagree with me. That is politics. But there is a difference between argument and intimidation. Shouting does not make a bad case good. It's done to silence others. And it certainly does not change the truth.
The truth is that British Jews have been made to feel less safe in their own country. Our country. They are being singled out, threatened and harassed in ways that should shame everyone in public life. If we do not stand up now and stop this rise in antisemitism, then why bother saying "Never Again" at Holocaust Memorial Day? Because this is how it starts.
I am not prepared to play along with the pretence that this is normal, or manageable, or just another example of tension between groups. It really is not. It is targeted hatred and it is getting worse.
So my message is simple. Not here. Not in Britain. And not on our watch. We need to stop the hand-wringing and start doing the right thing. That means standing with British Jews openly, unapologetically and without fear.
@SkyNews "You will face overwhelming and devastating American firepower" just sounds like something Pete Hegseth normally yells before drunkenly trying to light one of his farts.
Argh, stop talking about Shaun Murphy's "magic wand". I've spent waaaaayy too many years on the internet now for that to not conjure a mental image I don't want.
#bbcsnooker#WorldChampionship
@msloobylou It took great strength of character, I have to say. They were prepared to pay me two whole family packs of Flamin' Hot Monster Munch to do it, too, but I stood firm and made it clear that I can't be bought out of my principles. ๐ค