Benjamin Veum

Pigs

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@mitch4isu How’s the Busch light?

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@mitch4isu I feel this in my soul

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It’s always fun trying to explain to big city dry cleaners that a guy wants heavy starch in his jeans with a crease down the middle

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Not that I plan on having a kid anytime soon... But, if a guy were to bring his calf pulling chains to the hospital when his wife went into labor, would it be considered frowned upon?

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Can we all agree, that we are in the golden age of memes currently? Solely because of “The Tiger King”

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@mitch4isu Who was the arsonist?

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Just received a prank call from a restricted number... now that’s just good clean fun. Carry on whoever you are

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One of my favorite past times is going to the local Mexican restaurant and ordering margs till I get confident enough to try my high school Spanish 2 vocabulary on the employees

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@Triggs59 You guys probably had 30 litters today huh?

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Well Wisconsin lost the football game... but our marching band our preformed theirs at halftime and I’ll count that as a minor win.

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I love driving through Iowa this time of year. You’re guaranteed to see a plethora of cows on stalks, and that will really fire a guy up.

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@country_boy_32 Interesting

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I do miss Wednesday night dollars, but after graduation I think I’d feel too out of place taking part in that college tradition these days.

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Sure didn’t hate Lazard at Iowa state but he does look good in green and gold

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@ShelbyVeum *snaps pic of cyclone margarita from teca
Me: “you’re an alcoholic”
Her: “at least they don’t know my friends and me by name yet”

She’s got me there

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@LineDalton @ShelbyVeum If you ain’t cheatin you ain’t tryin

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I currently have a sister for sale, or to just give away at this point... she benched Aaron Rodgers in fantasy football. Someone please take her @ShelbyVeum

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@mitch4isu I’ll be there in 5

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I’m not going to say I lost tonight... but the casino probably won.

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We’re getting the band back together