Ben Johnson

Accounting Professor @UEBusiness. Tax guy. Trying to teach Sections 162, 179, and 1031 by day and the 4-2-5 by night.

[Ben Johnson @BW_Johnson]

My grandma always said, “If you can’t tweet anything nice, then don’t tweet anything at all.”

#ModernDayWisdom

[Ben Johnson @BW_Johnson]

1st and 3rd, no outs
2nd and nobody out

And the #StlCards have four of the worst AB’s possible. Frustrating.

[Nate Silver @NateSilver538]

Like honestly "it's going to take us several weeks to tell you who won the election" is failed state shit and should be much more stigmatized.

[Ben Johnson @BW_Johnson]

College sports are awesome.

I just hope the NCAA doesn’t ruin them.

[Next Level Baseball @nextlevelbb]

A lot of players are getting ejected in regional play for dumb ass celebrations.
Parents and Coaches allowing players to act like morons.
Why isn't playing good and winning not enough?

[William Qualkinbush @QualkTalk]

Aside from the lengthy stare, turning his back to the field to directly talk into Liberty’s dugout, and specifically saying words to every infielder on his way around the bases, I’m not sure why this warrants an ejection

[Ben Johnson @BW_Johnson]

@MattyFreshTV I would have loved Storm vs DC (if the seeds stay that way) as a BattleDome DH.

STL still respects Becht and they would LOVE to root against DC.

[Ben Johnson @BW_Johnson]

@BattlehawksUFL @BudSelect Horrible red zone play calling.
Poor QB play.
Inept clock management.
No discipline.

Other than that. Great game.

[Ben Johnson @BW_Johnson]

Dear AJ Smith,
Run the damn ball.
#UFLBattleHawks

[Ben Johnson @BW_Johnson]

@JamesLarsenPFN Luis Perez has no more zip on his throws anymore. It was glaring to see in person.

It was obvious on the last INT before half.

[Quito 🌸📡|BINI Signals World Tour 2026 📡 @QuitoNitura]

Just when the Spurs were starting a run:

1. No goal tend even if it was clear
2. Gives possession to OKC even if the ball goes off the foot of Chet
3. Ignores Mitch Johnson’s call for a replay
4. Awards FTs to SGA after a flop
5. Calls a tech on Mitch.

All in a span of 2 mins. Adam Silver and @OfficialNBARefs really rigging this for OKC huh.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Somewhere in Europe they’re teaching soccer players to flop by watching Thunder highlights

[Tom Haberstroh @tomhaberstroh]

✅ NEW @YahooSports: Over the weekend, SGA fell on shot attempts more than Brunson, Harden, Mitchell and Wemby combined.

Why does he do it so often? Probably because it works. I tracked how often he gets a foul call when he falls compared to his peers: https://t.co/YCMXwaroKd

[Ben Johnson @BW_Johnson]

I don’t see how anyone can think OKC doesn’t get every call.

The #NBA has a different set of rules for them.

[Ben Johnson @BW_Johnson]

Absolutely true. I have to tell a student that they can save a Google Doc as a Word file .DOCX file at least weekly.

[Feral Heather @FeralHeather]

90% of students don’t even know how to open or save a Word document when they come to my class, let alone format text. “Digital native” generation is tech illiterate & Grandma Luddite Heather must teach them the ancient ways

[Feral Heather @FeralHeather]

90% of students don’t even know how to open or save a Word document when they come to my class, let alone format text. “Digital native” generation is tech illiterate & Grandma Luddite Heather must teach them the ancient ways

[Ben Johnson @BW_Johnson]

@cordes_tax I had to look that one up. Seems like it may apply to in-laws as well?

Asking for a friend….

[Ben Johnson @BW_Johnson]

@CHRIS_T1SDALE @UFLKings @BattlehawksUFL @UFLStorm @UFLDefenders @UFLStallions Not doubting the math. Just trying to understand tie breakers that have a 5-4 team clinched but a 5-3 team still needs to win and in?

[Ben Johnson @BW_Johnson]

Fox broadcast taking over God Bless America is an interesting choice. @FOXSports #Indy500

[Ben Johnson @BW_Johnson]

Why play a 5 man infield if you don’t try to turn two??

#StlCards

[Ben Johnson @BW_Johnson]

Terry Pendleton

But Tom Lawless’ bat still hasn’t landed yet.

[HAWK @HawkEmDownChris]

Age yourself by naming an MLB third baseman you grew up watching.

I’ll start: Chipper Jones.