sorry to everyone hoping to be done with election ads, I am a powerful advertising executive and my clients have greenlit a 9 figure ad buy of election-style commercials, we're putting the honey nut cheerios bee in black and white and lighting his ass up
The New York Knicks are signing guard Boo Buie to a two-way NBA contract, sources tell ESPN. Buie spent time with the Knicks in training camp and takes an open two-way after the signings of Ariel Hukporti and Matt Ryan.
BUCK: It's Monday night football, but I think a lot of people are looking ahead to Tuesday. That's right tomorrow's election day and the NFL is reminding you to Tackle the Vote. Troy, did you cast your ballot yet?
AIKMAN: Absolutely, I voted for Joe.
BUCK: Joe Biden?
AIKMAN: No
in retrospect it may have been foolish for the bears to assume their coach got better at coaching because his hair was now pushed back instead of slicked back
NEW POST: The Quarterback of Monte Cristo, on Northwestern getting why are you hitting yourselfed by a former QB, the unironic romance of an 11:00AM purdue game, and thoughts on an election (whether to make to put Purdue's new stadium on a train in 1922) https://t.co/ONjLlyEMJp
they're saying that northwestern somehow beating illinois at wrigley field to keep the Hat and go to a bowl game as a 5 win team would be the greatest northwestern football game ever played
https://t.co/cZiQkvqGLj
i know it worked out this way and was technically correct but going for it on 4th down in OT because you don't think your defense can stop the 2024 northwestern wildcats from scoring a touchdown is one the craziest football strategies i've ever seen
no bigger sign that a college offense is cooked then when they decide to rotate the other qb in for a few series just to shake things up and we got to see two teams do that at the same time to disastrous effect in a Northwestern-Purdue game. this is poetry, to me.
we also have full BYCTOM election coverage, meaning i wrote a speech by a fake candidate for an unknown office in 1922 obsessed with building a purdue football stadium on a train
NEW POST: The Quarterback of Monte Cristo, on Northwestern getting why are you hitting yourselfed by a former QB, the unironic romance of an 11:00AM purdue game, and thoughts on an election (whether to make to put Purdue's new stadium on a train in 1922) https://t.co/ONjLlyEMJp