BYU Creamery On 9th Parody

BYU creamery on 9th! Where your family takes you before they leave you for the harsh reality of college.

[BYU Creamery On 9th Parody @BYUCreamery]

@TJPhatty We’ll bishops bash your kneecaps

[BYU Creamery On 9th Parody @BYUCreamery]

It’s been fun, folks.

As the end of the semester comes around, so does the end of this account as the owners finally end their employment at the creamery. It’s been a blast being tagged incorrectly by BYU several times, as well as several local food critics.

Love you all!
-🍦

[BYU Creamery On 9th Parody @BYUCreamery]

Time to make our workers have mental breakdowns during finals week AND the busiest times we get during the year 😈😈😈

[BYU Creamery On 9th Parody @BYUCreamery]

@dannielletib You probably only order vanilla

[BYU Creamery On 9th Parody @BYUCreamery]

WHY ARE YOU PEOPLE STILL ORDERING ICE CREAM WHATS WRONG WITH YOU??? ITS COLD OUTSIDE HUDDLE WITH YOUR COCOA STOP EATING ICE CREAM

[BYU Creamery On 9th Parody @BYUCreamery]

POV: you just asked a worker what’s in the cookies and cream ice cream.
#byu #creamteam

[BYU Creamery On 9th Parody @BYUCreamery]

@SocialC1imb Don’t push your luck.

[BYU Creamery On 9th Parody @BYUCreamery]

@SocialC1imb Bold of you to assume that you can leave

[BYU Creamery On 9th Parody @BYUCreamery]

@SocialC1imb So you betrayed us.

Abandoned us.

The scoop knows no mercy, Sky.

And we’re fresh out of mercy sundaes.

[BYU Creamery On 9th Parody @BYUCreamery]

It’s tough sometimes seeing some child walking into the store and knowing you can’t punt them right back out 😞

[BYU Creamery On 9th Parody @BYUCreamery]

@SocialC1imb So are our workers, Sky. So are our workers.

[BYU Creamery On 9th Parody @BYUCreamery]

Hey Cougars! We want to hear from YOU-what flavors do you want back?

If anyone says pistachio, you will be publicly shamed.

#byu #GoCougs #byucougars

[BYU Creamery On 9th Parody @BYUCreamery]

“Ooooo oooo I feel sick” yeah that’s what happens when you eat nothing but graham canyon and creamery burgers.

[BYU Creamery On 9th Parody @BYUCreamery]

@byu_creamery When are we going to get salted caramel pretzel twist back? The people want the ORIGINAL flavors back!

[BYU Creamery On 9th Parody @BYUCreamery]

Guys, we don’t know what happened to the cookies and cream milk either. Rest assured we have our best people looking into this issue

[BYU Creamery On 9th Parody @BYUCreamery]

@DannyAlberson @BYU What, our regular milk not good enough for you Danny?

[BYU Creamery On 9th Parody @BYUCreamery]

Eventually, there will be a great reckoning when all the BYU parody accounts fight each other-and we just want our loyal customers to know we will be serving up single scoops of pain to everyone else

[Donut Critic @TheDonutCritic]

@BYUCreamery that for sure is a violation worthy of punishment! 😂

[BYU Creamery On 9th Parody @BYUCreamery]

Guys PLEASE follow us we’re 5 cougs away from having more followers than those fakes over at @byu_creamery

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@TheDonutCritic @CocoaMetro @TruMooMilk @fairlife Any BYU student who says anything other than us will be contacted by the honor code office

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Hit us with your BEST creamery date pick up lines! We’re bored and have nothing to do.