@SurprisedSpike@FaZeBlaze We would be happy to participate, however your failure to censor the word “he**” leaves us no choice but to report you to the honor code.
@CarlylePearce Washington, one should always do LSD, not just while hiking. In order to truly be a valiant member of the LSD church, you can’t just pick and choose when to be LSD. You need to make it your lifestyle. All LSD, all the time.
And yet, in my student ward, we sang a song called “High On the Mountain Top”. Why are we still singing about mountains when the Lord’s anointed, Kevin J. Worthen, has clearly outlawed them? Why is BYU afraid to stand for the truth?
BYU, unless you call the First Presidency tomorrow, threaten them into canonizing the Family Proclamation, then light up the whole proclamation on the mountain, this is too little, too late.
I had a class where one of my professors (probably a Mark Cyst) had us read this book of so-called “scripture” called the Psalms (which, by the way, is nowhere to be found in the Book of Mormon) where the Lord supposedly calls out from his “holy mountain”??
Indeed, perhaps the thing that strengthens our testimony the most is the ability we have to be as ambiguous as we want with the commandment to “love” to make it mean whatever we feel like, which allows us to circumvent any real sacrifice on our part and still feel pious.
We here at KFBYU would like to point out that sometimes, love simply means pushing people to their breaking point and making it clear that there’s no place for them.
If you need proof of just how apostate BYU has become, look no further than this. The man they’ve chosen as a dress code example in this image is clearly violating every Divinely Ordained dress and grooming standard.
83% of participants in this poll voted “no.” Therefore, 83% of them are Democrats. Therefore, 83% of them shouldn’t even have temple recommends. Therefore, 83% of BYU students aren’t even worthy temple recommend holders.
WHAT’S NOT CLICKING, PROGMOS??
How many times have you, as a BYU student, been forced to share a learning space with a Koriwhore who enjoyed one of the sequels??? How did that make you feel??
Bishops should be required to ask prospective BYU students...indeed, temple recommend holders...detailed questions about their Star Wars opinions.
What does it say about BYU that they don’t?
Bishops should be required to ask prospective BYU students...indeed, temple recommend holders...detailed questions about their Star Wars opinions.
What does it say about BYU that they don’t?
I thought this was the LORDS SCHOOL but none of my professors would let us watch Star Wars in class today. One even insisted George Lucas was never a general authority.
We’re unsure whether to reprimand the Irish, for the two great sins of being Catholic and being Sexy, or the British, for the great sin of being British. All we know is someone’s sinning here.