BYU Honor Code Office

What Would Jesus Do? No, What Would The Honor Code Office Do? #WWTHCOD (parody)

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Pollen is plant sperm, and inhaling it is ORAL SEX, which is against the Honor Code. If your roommate is complaining about “seasonal allergies,” they could be breaking the Honor Code.

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Attention female students! Being a female and a STEM major is now against Honor Code. Please switch to a more acceptable major as soon as possible, like family studies or elementary education.

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forgive me father, for I have simped.

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The official stance of the Honor Code Office is that getting coronavirus is against the Honor Code.

Coronavirus cannot lead to eternal marriage, and is therefore not compatible with the principles included in the Honor Code.

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Students! Worried about the coronavirus? Well don’t worry, these two simple tips can keep you safe:

-Pray that virus away! The power of prayer is stronger than any hand sanitizer.
-Don’t be gay! (This isn’t specific to preventing coronavirus, it’s just good advice in general.)

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you people really thought I would change huh lmao

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We’ve recently learned what the number 69 means.

From now using that number will be against the Honor Code. When counting, you must go 66, 67, 68, 70. We do not apologize for any inconvenience this may cause.

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Hey guys, did I miss anything big while I was away?

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This is like asking, "Hey Honor Code Office, will I get in trouble in for committing murder?" They are literally exactly the same thing.

[Keaton Hill @KeatonHill_AZ]

Hey @BYU_HonorCode, will I get in trouble for kissing San Francisco 49ers QB Jimmy Garoppolo?

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Yes, Jeffrey Epstein did kill himself, and even if he didn't, you have no way of proving that the Honor Code Office was involved.

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Pollen is plant sperm, and inhaling it is ORAL SEX, which is against the Honor Code. If your roommate is complaining about “seasonal allergies,” they could be breaking the Honor Code.

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I am pleased to inform you that we are, by unpopular demand, officially back.

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Students, remember: you can’t spell CRAP without RAP. Listening to rap is against the Honor Code.

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Students! Receiving a pat-down from a TSA agent when you go through airport security is a SIN. You can’t spell SATAN without TSA. Keep that in mind.

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Students, we have two (unrelated) announcements for you:

First, have you heard any silly rumors that the Honor Code Office has secret “torture chambers” underneath campus? That’s a total lie!

Second, please ignore the newly installed elevator buttons labeled “Torture Chambers.”

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Actually, it’s an honor code violation to NOT give your Utah County daughter a purposefully misspelled or made up name.

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Hello @BYU_HonorCode I’d like to report a violation

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To all new mothers: breast feeding your child is against honor code—it qualifies as heavy petting, and carries with it a strict penalty. You AND your baby will be punished.

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Yes, derfing is still illegal after marriage.

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The progression from eye contact to sex is not a slippery slope. It is a cliff you will fall off.

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Prolonged eye contact with anyone, of any gender, is 1 step away from sex.

[your calvin will stand between you and ICE @calvinjburke]

It is CONFIRMED: the rumors are true there are MANY cute boys in southern California

Don’t you worry, @BYU_HonorCode— I know you watch me night & day, & I WILL. NOT. make prolonged eye contact w/ ANY of them #HonorTheCode #ShareGoodness #LightTheWorld

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Spoiling Endgame is against the Honor Code